I'm Catholic, I can lecture you about absolutely anything.

[ The wine is good, but more importantly it's strong, and Matt takes a few swallows on the first pull, closing his eyes to feel the alcohol start to seep into his bloodstream. ]

Not really interested in food right at the minute. [ Food just slows the absorption. ] And where does a guy who can conjure fire get off labeling other people 'unique', anyway?

[ What a ridiculous thing to argue about, yes. But it's better than wallowing, and John seems like a guy who enjoys locking horns. ]