FROM: @APPLEDIE | @ALL

[thoughtimight]

Hello.

I was told the best way to get the answers to difficult questions is to ask, then listen carefully to the answers that people give you.

Why do some men have an aversion to shaving?

Are they afraid?

Comments

[inconstantly]

i'm saying that you're digging too far into personal business

[thoughtimight]

And you're acting selfishly if you think you wouldn't be missed..

[inconstantly]

and you're acting selfishly for making my life all about you

[thoughtimight]

There's plenty more for me to give mind to.

I still feel sorry for you.

holy shit that icon

[inconstantly]

you knowingly open a wound as personal as someone wanting to die

and have the fucking nerve to act morally superior

my hat's off to you sunshine

[thoughtimight]

I have my answer.

[inconstantly]

and are ready to discard someone as soon as you have what you want

brilliant

[thoughtimight]

I don't understand what you want.

[inconstantly]

not bludgeoning me over the head until my nerves are raw would be a nice start

[thoughtimight]

I'd suggest addressing those thoughts yourself before you jeopardize anyone else's well-being.

[inconstantly]

i haven't even acted on anything yet

but you want me to shave

fine

i'll bloody shave

not a goddamn whisker or patch of scruff in sight

i'll be sure to come to you so you can inspect it first before my sorry face makes an appearance and kills everybody

only after earning your approval will i deign to do anything my queen

[thoughtimight]

That's a sorry way of asking for help.

But I'm still offering.

[inconstantly]

i can shave on my own

[thoughtimight]

Thank you.

[inconstantly]

[he follows through with the shaving but doesn't reply]