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[personal profile] jailbirds 2018-05-07 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
so
what's the truth then?
i'm not a loanshark man but you're still asking for money
just tell me what it was
jailbirds: (to all the ones who tried the most)

[personal profile] jailbirds 2018-05-07 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
????
huh?????
what'd you do, put 500 credits in to play again???
jailbirds: (i used to be the bright one)

[personal profile] jailbirds 2018-05-07 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
ohhhhh
you gambled it away like some pathetic old man at pachinko



ok i know i just said that but actually hear me out:
arenas are starting right?
i could give you my money, you bet it on me, we rake in cash
jailbirds: (we fought hard not to die)

[personal profile] jailbirds 2018-05-07 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... oh she didn't expect that to be so easy. kind of touched that he believes in her??? ]

that's the spirit!!
you'll see, i'll kick spider ass out there ヽ( ο½₯βˆ€ο½₯)οΎ‰β”Œβ”›Ξ£(γƒŽ `Π”Β΄)γƒŽ
jailbirds: (but the softer i become)

[personal profile] jailbirds 2018-05-07 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
uh

it's not
really a big deal?
i've had way worse than anything they can dish out lol
jailbirds: (you were lost in thought)

[personal profile] jailbirds 2018-05-07 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
you're a weird guy
but the ass kicking i can do
jailbirds: (i don't care what you think anyway)

[personal profile] jailbirds 2018-05-07 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
not bad, i could do that
think they have a betting pool going??
yknow, get rich off of odds against me?
jailbirds: (if i were any colder i could disengage)

[personal profile] jailbirds 2018-05-07 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
isn't it like...
they say it's 2:1 against me
so if you bet on me, you get double the money when i win?
idk for sure
but if those spider bitches do a betting pool like that, we'd make money way faster
10:1 odds against hanamira kougousabi and we'd be rich
jailbirds: (don't ask me what i came here for)

[personal profile] jailbirds 2018-05-07 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
yep
betting like that is all about high risk high reward
my brother used to like those kinds of payouts
jailbirds: (if they find the body in the basement)

[personal profile] jailbirds 2018-05-07 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
lololol no this is back when i was in middle school
my bro's always been a pickpocket and a lying bastard
he used to like gambles & now he's into the fucking stock exchange, i guess he doesn't change lol
jailbirds: (so go on back to your own kind)

[personal profile] jailbirds 2018-05-08 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
nah he's a good bro
he was just doing what he had to yknow?
to survive how shitty the world was

lolol right??
but you can get away with anything if it's for "adults"