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[handsomefoil]

Fork

Comments

@BUCKET

[lefthandfree]

[well look who isn’t dead—

wait no

well look who finally crawled outta their goddamn grave. you’ve got some nerve popping up out of the blue and posting a message like this, henry. there’s great temptation to leave a strongly worded reply, sarcastic and biting. but bucky’s old and tired and very much Done when he sees this.]

got one right here. you need one?

[h a h a h a . . .
get it?

nevermind.]

a little later...

[handsomefoil]

sorry I
didn't mean to type that
Voice to text and all
Wouldve said somethin more meaningful
or

I dont know

fuck

Oh look
it came out right this time

[lefthandfree]

Yeah, figured.
Well, the first bit.

Where are you?

[handsomefoil]

Base
i think
Never seen these strange pods beffore

@APPLEDIE

[thoughtimight]

Do you... need one?

[handsomefoil]

shit
Sorry no
No forks needed here
was actually saying Fuck

Came out wrong
think i tripped on something on the way out

[thoughtimight]

Are you sure you're alright?

You seem... jumpy.

[handsomefoil]

Yeah I'm alright
Just getting my bearings here
Feel like a bloody newborn lamb

@IMAGINE

[withimagination]

[It makes his chest tight, to see a message from Henry-

Well, that's odd. He stares at the screen with a frown for a moment before typing -]

spoon??

please tell me you have more to say on how much you've missed me.

[ahaha... new username though. He should've probably given his name.]

[handsomefoil]

[ Too bad he can't remember Eames ever passing by his pod. Telling him something like that might just embarrass him though, so... by all means, please tell him. ]

Depends
who is Me
Glad 'Me' has a sense of humour though
Good start

[withimagination]

my english teacher would've gasped to read this sentence but

me is eames.

good to know you're just as cheeky as ever.

[handsomefoil]

[ It takes Henry a moment to sort of digest this info. Whatever happened to Eames not so long ago is still fresh, and that sort of fizzling disappointment he'd felt back then suddenly comes back to mind. Well that's really no surprise, as he and Eames did get on pretty easily. Though he can't tell if that's just all part of the job or if they're both just amicable towards each other. ]

Mine too

Well Eames
Does it seem selfish to say that Im glad to see you again?

@POINTANDKICK

[pointedlook]

Very eloquent.

How's recovery?

[handsomefoil]

Just lovely
Wandering around in my birthday suit
Coughing up something noxious
Feels like a regular Saturday morning

[pointedlook]

You're alive though, isn't that what counts?

How noxious?

[handsomefoil]

Very true

Black ichor
Looks like tar but thinner
didnt taste much better either
I can go into much more specific detail if that doesnt paint a very good picture

@OSCARBAIT

[watchin]

Is this a misfire?

[ what the heckie!! ]

[handsomefoil]

Yes
and no...
I tripped

[watchin]

And typed out "fork"?

@SWORDARTONLINE

[prizeneck]

do you mean pluck

[handsomefoil]

entirely possible
could've been duck too for all we know

[prizeneck]

i would kill for some decent duck to be honest

i wondered if i had heard a lilt lately
where did you die
arena

@dril

[criticality]

Fork?

Did they... give you a fork?

[ Maybe that's a custom... who knows. ]

[handsomefoil]

no but stick one in me because i am
Done


that is to say, done with dying
anyway terrible joke
it was a voice recognition error i believe

[criticality]

[ Oh! It's a good joke. But morbid. ]

ah, you died.
was it...
But you're back now! That's what matters!
We should celebrate!