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[inconstantly]

while on bed rest i learned how to make pipes out of spider legs that i am now selling

60 ccs each or will trade for the spider tobacco equivalent

while i am exceedingly grateful for present and any company who has come to visit it gets very boring in recovery. place an order and give me something to do

or just send the tobacco my way

i'm not choosy

Comments

@GOTTAGUN

[goodandtrue]

How were you injured? Do you have a healer to look after you?

@LOUISLAMOUR

[omniavincit]

What the hell is wrong with you?

Physically and mentally.

@OBJECTION

[murdocksboy]

[ just awake from a death-coma, and this is what the network has waiting for him? ]

what the hell, Strummer

[inconstantly]

oh it's a little story involving an aranean piercing me through the abdomen

but i'm currently in one of the medical outposts near the stadium if that tells you anything

[inconstantly]

physically there's a hole in my gut. you can put your fist through it if you like

mentally i've always been a bit cracked but you wouldn't find me half as fascinating if i wasn't

[inconstantly]

[SURPRISE!!!]

have i mentioned that i've been collecting parts

[omniavincit]

Your vitals look like shit.

You said you weren't hurt.

[inconstantly]

i wasn't hurt at the time

it's rude to lie to a dead man

@IMAGINE

[withimagination]

new deal. I'll buy your bizarre pipe if you'll smoke with me.

[goodandtrue]

How is the pain?

I don't know the healers near the stadium, but if you would like one from among our recruits, I could help you?

[inconstantly]

an interesting offer

i don't recognize the name
you'll have to tell me a little about yourself first

how do i know you'll be any fun

[withimagination]

I'm an interesting man

the name is eames. I'm a friend of arthur's, if you know him.

and I happen to be the definition of fun. my hobbies are gambling, drinking, and poking fun at people who wear fanny packs. I've gotten kicked out of 5 bars, 7 casinos, 4 hotels, and 1 hair salon (very unfair. how was I to know that the nail person was really someone sent there to kill me? so it got a little messy, big deal.)

I would say I don't know if you are any fun but I suppose a post like this proves it.

[omniavincit]

You're such an idiot.

[inconstantly]

the pain is excruciating love
i imagine the tobacco would be good for that. i hear its strong stuff

i'm not fit to walk at the moment but i wouldn't say no a visit, particularly if it was one with painkillers

[inconstantly]

so i've been told a time or two but never with such conviction through text alone

[omniavincit]

Where are you, I'll say it to your face.

[inconstantly]

i can't say i know arthur but with a story like that its a pleasure to make your acquaintance. for now you may call me joe strummer until i return to base

it seems we have similar hobbies, though my bar tally is higher while other locations are lower. can't say i've been ordered to leave from a salon but i have been placed on do not deliver lists from pizza restaurants for attempting pornography pickup lines in real life to see if they work

they mostly don't but i've found luck once or twice

are you new

Here(ish)

[pointedlook]

[ he's found it. No, he's watching it unfold: the most horrifying friendship in history.

This is the worst??? ]

[inconstantly]

a true man of bravery be still my heart

i'm in the medical outpost on the north end of the stadium

no entry if you don't come bearing gifts

@POINTANDKICK

[pointedlook]

That's certainly one way to spend your time.

Are their drugs even safe for human consumption?

[omniavincit]

Charging admission to your deathbed?

I'll be there in a few hours.

[goodandtrue]

Is it? I only remember the cigarettes from our last mission and they didn't do very much but pass the time.

I have a salve that can remove the pain.

You're in convalescence? I think I should be able to find you and visit. I'm Jeyne, so you know.

[withimagination]

[Pure delight is what this brings Eames. Perhaps a kindred spirit?]

I do hope you'll tell me these pickup lines. I want to try.

sort of new. I was here before, transferred to another cell, and then transferred back here. thank god. it was a bit stressful trying to figure out which objects spoke and which didn't.

[inconstantly]

human tobacco and spider tobacco have exceedingly different properties, or so the story goes

that would be fantastic. i'm in one of the recovery rooms near the emergency tent. if we're still doing aliases you can call me joe

[inconstantly]

if you make it hasty i'll provide the popcorn