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[inconstantly]

while on bed rest i learned how to make pipes out of spider legs that i am now selling

60 ccs each or will trade for the spider tobacco equivalent

while i am exceedingly grateful for present and any company who has come to visit it gets very boring in recovery. place an order and give me something to do

or just send the tobacco my way

i'm not choosy

Comments

@GOTTAGUN

[widow_of_the_crag]

How were you injured? Do you have a healer to look after you?

[inconstantly]

oh it's a little story involving an aranean piercing me through the abdomen

but i'm currently in one of the medical outposts near the stadium if that tells you anything

[widow_of_the_crag]

How is the pain?

I don't know the healers near the stadium, but if you would like one from among our recruits, I could help you?

@LOUISLAMOUR

[omniavincit]

What the hell is wrong with you?

Physically and mentally.

[inconstantly]

physically there's a hole in my gut. you can put your fist through it if you like

mentally i've always been a bit cracked but you wouldn't find me half as fascinating if i wasn't

[omniavincit]

Your vitals look like shit.

You said you weren't hurt.

@OBJECTION

[murdocksboy]

[ just awake from a death-coma, and this is what the network has waiting for him? ]

what the hell, Strummer

[inconstantly]

[SURPRISE!!!]

have i mentioned that i've been collecting parts

[murdocksboy]

they're sentient beings

@IMAGINE

[withimagination]

new deal. I'll buy your bizarre pipe if you'll smoke with me.

[inconstantly]

an interesting offer

i don't recognize the name
you'll have to tell me a little about yourself first

how do i know you'll be any fun

[withimagination]

I'm an interesting man

the name is eames. I'm a friend of arthur's, if you know him.

and I happen to be the definition of fun. my hobbies are gambling, drinking, and poking fun at people who wear fanny packs. I've gotten kicked out of 5 bars, 7 casinos, 4 hotels, and 1 hair salon (very unfair. how was I to know that the nail person was really someone sent there to kill me? so it got a little messy, big deal.)

I would say I don't know if you are any fun but I suppose a post like this proves it.

@POINTANDKICK

[pointedlook]

That's certainly one way to spend your time.

Are their drugs even safe for human consumption?

[inconstantly]

i have no idea

but that's half the fun isn't it

[pointedlook]

You realize how idiotic this sounds right?

In recovery, attempting to smoke a bowl that may or may not kill you.

@MODERATUS

[bloodings]

filling the room with smoke seems rather foolish if you wish to recover.

no, even more than that, why would you make a pipe out of a leg? is your mind as poor as your common sense?

[ Even her old Master wasn't that weird, and he was a necromancer. ]

[inconstantly]

foolish would be not taking air circulation into account

your own mind may need some examining before your next bout of poorly reasoned judgement

@OSCARBAIT

[watchin]

This seems kind of counter productive to the healing process....

[inconstantly]

has no one in this unit ever heard of weed

@PETTYOFFICER

[neutronium]

What did you do?

Also why would anyone want what you are offering.

[inconstantly]

i won my arena bout in a spectacular blaze of glory is what

just because you wouldn't want them doesn't mean the same holds true for everyone else. for a general you really should be better at taking the larger perspective into account

@BURGERKING

[dipolar]

I will come to you.
In my current state, this will take approx. 20 mins, fsr they placed me upstairs.

[inconstantly]

i could use the company

just don't fall on your way here, i wouldn't be able to scrape you off the ground

@dril

[criticality]

... tiny spiders, right?
not the big ones

[ Did he rip off someone's legs is the question. ]

[inconstantly]

are you off your head

who would buy a pipe smaller than a fingernail

couldn't even get a good puff out of that