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[inconstantly]

while on bed rest i learned how to make pipes out of spider legs that i am now selling

60 ccs each or will trade for the spider tobacco equivalent

while i am exceedingly grateful for present and any company who has come to visit it gets very boring in recovery. place an order and give me something to do

or just send the tobacco my way

i'm not choosy

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[inconstantly]

no

[bloodings]

how cheeky. you know its dangerous to deny a king, right?

[inconstantly]

oh i didn't know you had an entire treasury at your disposal your majesty

300 ccs for the pipe now

extra fees apply for the bowl and the fiddlers three

[bloodings]

your bargaining skills are lacking. perhaps ill finish you off and simply take it.

[ She doesn't even know where he is... ]

[inconstantly]

best be hasty with it

there are other sticky fingered imperialists on their way

[bloodings]

where are you? i wont waste time looking around the entire recovery ward. there are too many injured fools to keep track of.

[inconstantly]

nice to know i have a fan, and such a kingly one at that

but please submit all greeting cards and well wishes to @LOUISLAMOUR

[bloodings]

nice try. i wont be deterred so easily.

[ And so, despite her earlier protestations, Mordred later spends upwards of ten minutes running through the medical outpost, barging into random rooms and demanding that 'Spirit Fingers' confront her. Possibly even Constantine's room, because. she has no idea what he looks like.

Not the sharpest tool in the shed. ]

[inconstantly]

[SIX HOURS LATER]

i'm still waiting

[bloodings]

[ ANGRILY SPUTTERS ]

you lying jackass! i must have checked almost every room in that place. theres no way you didnt hear me.

[inconstantly]

i didn't see anyone in a crown

[bloodings]

any fool can wear a crown. but my very presence is that of a king.

[inconstantly]

the only kings i respect are king crab, king cobra, and king kong

[bloodings]

explain these kings to me. what do they rule over? im certain none of them could measure up to me or my father.

[inconstantly]

king crab rules the seas, king cobra lays claim to the porcelain throne, and king Kong is lord of the multiplex

but of course if you were a real king you would know that this royalty requires no explanation

i've never seen such astounding ignorance

[bloodings]

[ Takes this all 100% seriously... ]

i suppose a crab would be drawn to the sea. but only a fool would construct a throne from porcelain. talk about impractical.

were they kings of note, i would have knowledge of them. they must be poor rulers even within the modern era. i dont have time to waste learning the name of every sham wearing a crown in the last thousand years.

[inconstantly]

oh so you're obsolete

explains a great deal really

[bloodings]

obsolete? hardly.

unfortunately for you, my father is the once and future king. as his heir and successor, that title applies to me as well. [ No it doesn't. ]

voice;

[inconstantly]

[have nothing but a loud bark of laughter before the audio function is switched back to text]

ugly laughter... also voice right back

[bloodings]

You really do want to kick the bucket, huh?!

[ Unfortunately, she says this out loud while stomping around the outpost again, earning her some weird looks. She growls. ]

Alright, that's fine with me! But know that even if you beg, I won't forgive you for disrespecting my father!

text; lmf what is happening

[inconstantly]

k

i have no idea anymore

[bloodings]

Spare me your prattle. [ It's a single letter. ] I've already decided your fate. Be grateful I'm not the kind to cut down all those gathered here just to carry out your sentence.