>>@TRENTCOAT | @ALL.

[thingpuncher]

you know for being full of poor people this place is fucking expensive

who wants a roommate

i dont sleep or eat and honestly im probably not gonna be around much
your job is to make sure my shit doesnt get stolen

i think the rate is like 4 sous a day
sous are pennies??

you would think our glorious leaders could handle this shit

also hey
in case u havent noticed yet
everyone here is fucking nuts
keep ur head down
or dont
if ur not very fond of it

Comments

[hakanai]

@TRENTCOAT You're not charming enough to get a discount? I never would have guessed.

[thingpuncher]

@MINIMALCAT has anyone ever told u ur hilarious

bc they were lying

[hakanai]

@TRENTCOAT Actually nobody has. Shocking isn't it.

If you need more money for lodgings I can spare a little, turns out a steady hand is something people will pay for.

[thingpuncher]

@MINIMALCAT a steady hand
havent been to the red light district yet sorry!!!

[hakanai]

@TRENTCOAT I wasn't aware administrative tasks were attractive in other places, I'll bear that in mind for future spy operations.

[thingpuncher]

@MINIMALCAT a strong and steady hand is administrative, jerkoff warrior?

[hakanai]

@TRENTCOAT A steady one is.

Nothing like a steady hand for writing pages of really boring things in a dark room.

Apparently it gets some people very excited but if handtowels can be a passion I suppose this one can be as well.

[thingpuncher]

@MINIMALCAT what the fuck are you writing

oh god

its about how rich ppl are bad isnt it

EVERYTHING here is about how rich people are bad

[hakanai]

@TRENTCOAT Most of it is just figures and keeping track of related boring information but there's plenty of very illuminating pieces about how 'rich people are bad' yes.

I've learned enough to confirm the already obvious fact that this country is a barrel of gunpowder waiting to be ignited.

un: @hawkward

[alsohawkeye]

>>@TRENTCOAT

literally can't believe they don't pay us
time travel sure
but charity mercenaries?? wtf

i can't afford coffee
maybe we should be rioting too

[thingpuncher]

@HAWKWARD what would they even pay us in tho
time travel money

moneys for chumps anyway
so is rioting
learn 2 steal

[alsohawkeye]

@TRENTCOAT idk can't they get the army to pay us
like the other soldiers
they'd never notice a bunch of extras
how good can revolutionary bookkeeping be anyway

ugh stealing is lame

i guess maybe if it was like a robin hood thing
stealing from the rich would definitely be in character

[thingpuncher]

@HAWKWARD i dont know man ask the fucking time travelers
my job is to punch shit until it stops moving
and steal coffee for whiny babies
where u at

[alsohawkeye]

@TRENTCOAT le procope
cafe on rue de la comedie
i'm across the street

do you know how to pickpocket
or are you just going to mug someone

[thingpuncher]

@HAWKWARD im the one covered in blood standing right above u 😉

[And, hey, if she looks up, there's an averageish looking guy, wearing all the normal clothes one does in this era, but his hair is swept back and cut in that annoying way-- yeah, it's Midnighter. He's grinning down at her with two cups of coffee. He's standing on one of the metal awnings above her.]

[And drying blood splattered on his shirt.]

[He winks.]

[alsohawkeye]

[ Kate does look up, one hand holding down the tricorner hat she's still trying to pretend is sufficient disguise. (If it works at all here it can only be because nobody's even trying to look past her outfit. They've got monarchist spies to worry about, not weird girls.) She lets it tip back far enough for Midnighter to see her roll her eyes in response to the wink.

Then she's finding some uneven stonework and digging in toes and fingertips, climbing nimbly up to join him. ]

Show-off, [ she accuses, but she's definitely taking the coffee, cupping hands around the mug and leaning back against the building behind them. She inhales deeply and sighs, the happy kind. And then cracks her eyes back open from where they'd shut in rapture and squints at him. ]

You didn't kill anyone for this, did you? Please say no so I don't have to feel obligated to refuse it.