>> @ANGLE | @ALL

[circumspector]

Hey.

Uh. Wow, this username is... really bad.

Anyway. I'm Angel, and I need some help. My roommate and I sort of... ran into some problems? Something's gone wrong with our dishwasher and I think our washing machine. Oh, and the oven.

Unless it's meant to smell like something is burning? I'm not sure which one that is though. I've never had to cook before, so you might need to break it down from the beginning about how to use it. As well as the washing clothes bit too, just in case we put the dishes in the wrong place.

If you could come take a look or troubleshoot over the line, that's fine as well, I'd really appreciate it and I'll owe you a huge favor. I'll make good on it the second you need any kind of help, promise.

Thanks again!

[ Save them, save them from themselves. ]

Comments

@BURGERKING

[dipolar]

Is your roommate @NIGHTLIGHT?

[circumspector]

Yes?

[dipolar]

Then you may be beyond hope. To save us from an inevitable disaster where you two are concerned, however, I'm willing to share my knowledge.

Yes, the oven is what smells like it's burning. That means there is something, food or charcoal buildup, burning in the oven. See to this issue first, as it's the most liable to set your capsule on fire.

[circumspector]

Thank you so much!!!!!! You ever need a robot fixed you just let me know!!!

Okay. Be right back hold on -

[dipolar]

K. That's an offer I may follow up on.

(waits.

...

and waits.

and gets impatient waiting.)

Do you need a fire extinguisher? I need an update before this ship gets any warmer.

@WIZARDTITS

[tommygunned]

you cant break the oven dude you need that its the most important appliance in the house
you can have dirty clothes but you cant not eat

whatd you do to it

[circumspector]

Nothing - I think that's the problem. My roommate and I, we turned it in but then... we just sort of left it to make the food?

[tommygunned]

oh
shit

well on the plus side this whole floating mess isnt on fire

dont walk away from the oven on unless you want to fuck up
a) your food
b) your oven
c) everything

thats your first lesson

can you still turn it on? talk me thru the damage

[circumspector]

It can't just cook by itself?

Right - So. Uh, well, I already took the food out. It's kind of black.

[tommygunned]

no you gotta monitor em pretty good
cooking can be time consuming too so you gotta kind of put your whole self into it

throw that out i think if you eat it u will barf

is there a weird smell inside the oven?

from >> @POINTANDKICK

[pointedlook]

[ Oh boy this sounds like a cluster. COST, this is what you get for unleashing people from different timelines and places into one spot without basic training. ]

@ANGLE I'll be glad to help with any of the above. Getting coordinated here seems to vary for people.

[circumspector]

Yeah, I know what I'm useful at...

... it isn't stoves, I can definitely say that now.

[pointedlook]

Which room are you in again?

[ Because seriously, he'll go across base just so she doesn't burn something down. ]

[circumspector]

Capsule 17. Towards the end of the block.

[pointedlook]

[ After a few minutes of silence on his end, Angel will suddenly get a ping on her device, as well as a request to be let in. ]

Hope this isn't intrusive. And that nothing is on fire.

@JUGGALO

[masque]

[oh my god we're all going to die]

your roommate...

i gave him tips and everything on the washers. what happened?

[circumspector]

[ She likes Noctis she does, but... well. ]

Could you tell me them too? Just in case.

[masque]

sure.

do literally nothing the way he did and you should be fine.

[circumspector]

Uh.


You're going to have to start smaller, probably. I think he did a lot of things.

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP

[crownless]

Please dont burn our space ship down

[circumspector]

I won't, I promise. If nothing else I definitely know how to put out a fire.

[crownless]

Good. i dont wanna think about what evacuating a space ship is like :|a

but hey we can learn together!!! i thought i was the only one who didnt know how to cook here
u eat a lot of takeout back home too

[circumspector]

Not as hard as you'd imagine, depending on the safety procedures set in place and the viability of reaching the closest port.

Oh uh, not really? Live with my Dad, I guess you could say.

@SUNNYSIDEUP

[ex_clobbers559]

i'm no good at cooking, but i can show both of you how to work a dishwasher & washing machine.

( Well, at least she's not the worst with human tech. )

and i'm kara.

[circumspector]

That would a life send, thankyou. Without digistruct I honestly have no idea what I am doing.

It's nice to meet you!