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[crownless]

WHAT THE FUCK

WHERES MY BROTHER AND MY ROOMMATE AND WHY ARE WE ON A FUCKING FISH

[and, five minutes later:]

and shinobu but idk if were friends
whatever
why are we on a goddamn fish?!?!?!?

[good morning to you too, sleeping beauty.]

Comments

@ENTERTHEDRAGON

[ryuji]

Yo if this fish could fuck we have a lot more problems than just bein stuck on it

1/2

[crownless]

oh come onits a figure of sp

2/2

[crownless]

RYUJI!!!!

[ryuji]

BROEST WITH THE MOSTEST

Where you been

[crownless]

here i guess
one minute i was in the trenches, the next i was on base

I guess we all got out then huh

[ryuji]

Most of us... some of us went MIA. But hell, if you're good then I'm good.

[crownless]

i'm in one piece as far as I know.

[He doesn't want to ask questions about how that happened, or what COST did to hook him up with a handy-dandy coma, but hey. 'Least he wasn't stuck sweeping up bodies.]

glad you are too, bro.
But I guess we got our rooms reassigned...

[ryuji]

Dude what are we gonna do with our gacha collections

[crownless]

share custody in the divorce

[ryuji]

screw you man we ain't filin' no paperwork

[TILL DEATH DO US PART

AND HE FUCKING MEANS IT]

[crownless]

living in sin, i like it

[travis bls]

im serious though
its good to hear you made it out alive
mi casa is still your casa so visit whenever, sry2b my roommate but you never forget your first

@BROKEBACKSTAB - much later in the day

[handsomefoil]

I'm right here


ooc; !!!

[crownless]

what the fu

[TBC..............ELSEWHERE.....]

@BURGERKING

[dipolar]

Idk who your brother is, but Ryuji is here. Shinobu is missing or dead.

We're on a fish because we crash-landed here and it won't let us leave because some fools decided to keep a shaper, native to the fish, as a pet.

(now you're all caught up.)

[crownless]

well

That was really clear

thanks im glad you didn't get 360 no scoped in the warzone

[dipolar]

What is 360 no scoped

[crownless]

you know

sniped just

out of nowhere?????

[TRAVIS THIS ISN'T A VIDEO GAME]

like a video game

[SHUT UP]

[dipolar]

This isn't a video game.

A sniper did shoot me, unfortunately, so I did get 360 no scoped in a way. Had to have used the scope, though, or else they never would've hit me.

(why is he indulging in this conversation)

[crownless]

yeah yeah i dont need everybody telling me

[bitch who do you think you are, deadpool???]

at any rate. sounds like whatever i missed was pretty damn rough. So like I said. Congrats on not dying

[Look at him, expressing sympathy like a normal person.]

I seriously doubt something like that killed Shinobu, so if nobody ever found the body, she's in some timestream bullshit somewhere, or whatever handy plot device they're using

[dipolar]

Thanks, ig.

You think Shinobu's disappearance is a plot? By whom? I don't think she was that important.

(stop expressing sympathy to this pill...)

[crownless]

I dont think any of us are
but if she were dead I wouldve known about it

[That, and it's easier to think this way.]

[dipolar]

Would you? You'll have to ask the ones who were kidnapped, so they can confirm that she wasn't taken and interrogated alongside them.

Unless you don't want to know.

For what it's worth, it's good for our numbers that you didn't die in the trenches as well.

[crownless]

I'll ask around.

[He doesn't want to know.]

Thanks I guess
was a real trip waking up here
like a videotape skipping forward to the middle of the movie

How fuckin anticlimactic is that?

[dipolar]

I wouldn't call this anticlimactic. It was high time we left Gallipoli, for everyone's health. Everything went to hell.

What happened to you? Were you with another COST cell, like Ryuji's friend?