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[prizeneck]

[At the equivalent of 03:45 AM, you're getting a voice message because fuck your text feature. ]

Right, question.

Actually two.



First: Imagine you're being chased for a long time. You're unarmed, and yer injured. About to keel over. You can only carry one thing as you're running: a cell phone [a pause, and a rustle - he's waving his hand] or whatever you people use to communicate; or some food.

Which one do you take, and why?



Second question: who here can deal with high tech gadgets? I got a thing that needs checking before we head to the next mission.

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@COWBOYBEEPBOOP | text

[crownless]

food

u need energy to keep moving, and probably yr phone wont even have bars or whatever knowing how this kinda monkeys paw bullshit works

Why are you even asking??/

voice

[prizeneck]

heh
call it a social experiment

[crownless]

Yeah
Bullshit
don’t pull this out against me later, weirdo

[prizeneck]

What, can’t I just want to know my fellow recruits a little better?

[crownless]

You do that by asking us what our favorite animals or colors are, not with this philosophical crap and not at THIS hour

you woke me up btw. jackass

What do you really want

[prizeneck]

Favorite animals and colors aren’t really useful knowledge when we’re in some sorta militia.

What about the hour? [Microsoft Sam going “it’s three fifty two AM”] Huh. Shit, didn’t notice.

[a very low chuckle] Funny that you’re getting pissed off after you answered. You could’ve just ignored it.

[crownless]

well i'm awake now so I might as well fuckn talk to someone instead of lying here and rolling around. like i said. this kind of question sounds sketchy. like some sphinx bullshit

[Meanwhile, Travis is squinting up into the darkness in his quarters.... Thanks for ruining the first good sleep he'd gotten in a while, jerk!!!]

or idk worse
SAW
you seen those movies? fucked up

[prizeneck]

Well, if you want I can go over there and knock you back out to sleep.

[He chuckles. Mamoru that's not how you do jokes. But Travis' so riled up and it sounds hilarious with the Microsoft Sam voice and tone so he can't really help himself.] Nah. I just wanna know what you would do when shit hits the fan. 's all.

Heard about them. I can't see, but don't think I'd be a fan of that kind of movie if I could.