@BURGERKING— @ALL

[dipolar]

I have four palps, one spinneret, and a leg from the metatarsus down.
If anyone has a need for these parts, respond and we'll do business.

If not, I have nothing to say to you at this time.

Comments

@AEGONNER

[northerndragon]

Where did you come by them?

[Hei, what did you do....]

@SPIRITFINGERS

[inconstantly]

i'll take the lot

[dipolar]

The skrit chri races.

[dipolar]

If you have real intent to buy, then I will offer all of these things for 50 CCs.

[northerndragon]

Was there an accident, or a loser?

[dipolar]

Several losers.
But they understood the price they'd have to pay for challenging me, an artifical...

(it's been ten hours and hei's already in the zone with this particular brand of roleplaying, apparently. alright.)

[inconstantly]

why would i bother replying if i didn't have intent

but since you're so desperate to get them off your hands there must be something wrong with them

30

[northerndragon]

I'd have asked for gold, rather than parts of their bodies.

[Because that is what we're talking about here, right? He's almost completely sure that's what we're talking about.

Something about all of this doesn't sound quite right.]

[dipolar]

I was betting on skrit chri for CCs, you're correct.
I bet more than what I had, however, and I lost miserably.
However, since I'm well-respected in this community, they offered me a chance to reclaim my honour with high stakes bets.

[dipolar]

Look at the people you work with.
Notice their awful behaviour.

Understand that I haven't invited haggling.
They are in perfect condition and taken from an upper middle class woman.
The price is 50 CCs: 5 for each palp; 15 for the spinneret; and 15 for the leg.

[inconstantly]

when and where can you meet

@BALLISLIFE

[raisedbybirds]

But how do they taste?

[northerndragon]

Now that they've passed them off to you, they can replace them with false bits, can't they?

Never mind. The point is that you're low on funds.

[dipolar]

In approximately 25 minutes, at the hunting supply store.
Do you know where it is?
They'll think I'm bringing in a kill for bragging rights, we'll complete our transaction between shelves at the back of the store.

(1-800-78-CRIME, SUBMIT AN ANONYMOUS TIP.)

[dipolar]

I haven't tasted them, ballislife, I'm selling them and that would ruin the quality.
If I had to guess, similar to crickets.
A woody flavour with a crunch.

[raisedbybirds]

Good faith isn't a flavor, last I checked. Araneans are really into the consumption thing. I just want to be assured you have something worth being put into a mouth.

[dipolar]

So it seems... but if you're asking me, the metatarsus isn't that notable a loss.
That Shaiy aesthetician took advantage of the fact that I skimped on my spider anatomy training and encouraged me to choose the wrong segment of her leg.
It's the fucking patella, Jon.

In any case you're right, this is a problem I didn't foresee.
I will bet more limbs in the future.

1/2

[dipolar]

I see... noted.
Perhaps I should sample something the next time, if that's the case.

2/2

[dipolar]

To clarify, you are talking about eating the Aranean body parts and not the skrit chri body parts?

@WEHFRIED

[gerechtigkeit]

Somehow I'm not surprised by any of this.

[HI HEI, DID YOU MISS HIM. No, he did not miss you.]

[dipolar]

Why would you be?
This is precisely what's been happening around you for nearly a month now.

(nah..................)

@ENTERTHEDRAGON

[ryuji]

Dude, that's gross as shit

[dipolar]

And your limbs are gross as shit to Araneans.

(hei, he meant the fact that they're body parts...)

[ryuji]

Rude, my limbs are delectable and I'm doin my best to keep them on my body thanks

WHAT I MEAN TO SAY IS THAT IT'S WEIRD AS HELL TO BE WALKIN AROUND WITH BODY PARTS??

[dipolar]

No one wants them.

I don't know how you people survived here while I was gone.
It's not weird to walk around with body parts here, boy, the Araneans flaunt kills to gain status.