@BURGERKING— @ALL

[dipolar]

I have four palps, one spinneret, and a leg from the metatarsus down.
If anyone has a need for these parts, respond and we'll do business.

If not, I have nothing to say to you at this time.

Comments

[ryuji]

Rude, my limbs are delectable and I'm doin my best to keep them on my body thanks

WHAT I MEAN TO SAY IS THAT IT'S WEIRD AS HELL TO BE WALKIN AROUND WITH BODY PARTS??

[dipolar]

No one wants them.

I don't know how you people survived here while I was gone.
It's not weird to walk around with body parts here, boy, the Araneans flaunt kills to gain status.

[ryuji]

Holy shit your ego is so high it might as well be its own skyscraper

Where the hell've you been anyway?

[As close as he's going to get to an I missed your depressing ass.]

And like hell, you don't have 8 arms you don't gotta strut an abdomen around like it's a fur coat.

[dipolar]

I would say that no one wants mine either, but my legs were popular at the races today.
And although the details are listed above and it's likely that you're being purposely obtuse, I don't have an abdomen.
I have four palps (sold), one spinneret (sold), and a leg from the metatarsus down (sold).

I did some work with the Shuureri peasantry at an outpost in the Thuulian Quadrant.
It was the worst.

[ryuji]

[Look, he doesn't know what a palpus, a spinneret, or a metatarsus looks like.]

... You bet on the races?

[dipolar]

Yes.
And won.

[ryuji]

That's messed up. You know they're basically slaves, right?

[dipolar]

Why should I care about that?