@BURGERKING— @ALL

[dipolar]

I have four palps, one spinneret, and a leg from the metatarsus down.
If anyone has a need for these parts, respond and we'll do business.

If not, I have nothing to say to you at this time.

Comments

@AEGONNER

[northerndragon]

Where did you come by them?

[Hei, what did you do....]

[dipolar]

The skrit chri races.

[northerndragon]

Was there an accident, or a loser?

[dipolar]

Several losers.
But they understood the price they'd have to pay for challenging me, an artifical...

(it's been ten hours and hei's already in the zone with this particular brand of roleplaying, apparently. alright.)

@SPIRITFINGERS

[inconstantly]

i'll take the lot

[dipolar]

If you have real intent to buy, then I will offer all of these things for 50 CCs.

[inconstantly]

why would i bother replying if i didn't have intent

but since you're so desperate to get them off your hands there must be something wrong with them

30

[dipolar]

Look at the people you work with.
Notice their awful behaviour.

Understand that I haven't invited haggling.
They are in perfect condition and taken from an upper middle class woman.
The price is 50 CCs: 5 for each palp; 15 for the spinneret; and 15 for the leg.

@BALLISLIFE

[raisedbybirds]

But how do they taste?

[dipolar]

I haven't tasted them, ballislife, I'm selling them and that would ruin the quality.
If I had to guess, similar to crickets.
A woody flavour with a crunch.

[raisedbybirds]

Good faith isn't a flavor, last I checked. Araneans are really into the consumption thing. I just want to be assured you have something worth being put into a mouth.

1/2

[dipolar]

I see... noted.
Perhaps I should sample something the next time, if that's the case.

2/2

[dipolar]

To clarify, you are talking about eating the Aranean body parts and not the skrit chri body parts?

@WEHFRIED

[gerechtigkeit]

Somehow I'm not surprised by any of this.

[HI HEI, DID YOU MISS HIM. No, he did not miss you.]

[dipolar]

Why would you be?
This is precisely what's been happening around you for nearly a month now.

(nah..................)

@ENTERTHEDRAGON

[ryuji]

Dude, that's gross as shit

[dipolar]

And your limbs are gross as shit to Araneans.

(hei, he meant the fact that they're body parts...)

[ryuji]

Rude, my limbs are delectable and I'm doin my best to keep them on my body thanks

WHAT I MEAN TO SAY IS THAT IT'S WEIRD AS HELL TO BE WALKIN AROUND WITH BODY PARTS??

[dipolar]

No one wants them.

I don't know how you people survived here while I was gone.
It's not weird to walk around with body parts here, boy, the Araneans flaunt kills to gain status.

[excelsus]

Saying I'm not interested would be a lie, but everything comes with a price.

[dipolar]

Dorian.
You're alive, I see.

(translation: it is better to hear from you than most.)

You should've asked sooner, they're tentatively sold.
But if you can offer more than 50 CCs, I will tell @SPIRITFINGERS to fuck off and choose your price instead.

@SUBUBI - belatedly lol

[excelsus]

it's so wonderful to hear from you as well Hei
we need to catch up

[and here's Dorian, reading between the lines]

ah, if they are already tentatively sold I will leave it at that [John will probably indulge him]
hearing from you is a much better prize anyway

@DIEDHARD

[mylawn]

Any medicinal properties?

[dipolar]

Didn't reap enough from the coelacanth?
I don't think there's any benefit to these, aside from mounting them on a wall like trophies.

[mylawn]

Didn't think you could have too much. That's a shame.