@BURGERKING— @ALL

[dipolar]

I have four palps, one spinneret, and a leg from the metatarsus down.
If anyone has a need for these parts, respond and we'll do business.

If not, I have nothing to say to you at this time.

Comments

[excelsus]

only because I know you'll let me fondle them anyway

[inconstantly]

you don't know that

might not be in the mood

[dipolar]

This is a buying, selling, and trading post.
If you're not buying, selling, or trading him, then whine at him in private.

(THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS TO HIM.)

[inconstantly]

you want me to sell him?

that's a bit dark even for here

[dipolar]

He's magical, he's not going to get very far without acting as a servant for someone with higher status.
If you'd rather me be nice, then I'll amend my statement:

Dorian can sell or trade himself.

[excelsus]

I don't think I can go on.

[warning. warning. Dorian has lost complete control over this conversation.]

[dipolar]

It is entirely up to you.

[excelsus]

we have our own agreement and i do want to accompany you

[dipolar]

You're still accompanying me, it's fine.
I only have 40 CCs, anyway.

[excelsus]

good, i would have been disappointed if you had called off our date

[dipolar]

You're deluded...
This is for the mission, you need to gain traction and far better standing.
Accompanying me will help you not die quickly.

[excelsus]

yes, yes and truly I would be at a loss without you
you're more like a knight you know and i do feel safe knowing you will be near
so you have my gratitude

[dipolar]

Don't do that.
You don't need to say those things to me, Dorian.

[inconstantly]

so what's your price

[excelsus]

if we're talking about me, I'm probably out of your price bracket
if we're talking about your bits...well

[inconstantly]

i just wanted to see how high your ego would price yourself
as for my parts, you can't buy them, but i may show them to you if you ask nicely

i'll see you around

[excelsus]

i'm certain you knew the answer to that before the inquiry
Mmm...i'm always nice, john

bring your bits