@BURGERKING— @ALL

[dipolar]

I have four palps, one spinneret, and a leg from the metatarsus down.
If anyone has a need for these parts, respond and we'll do business.

If not, I have nothing to say to you at this time.

Comments

@DIEDHARD

[mylawn]

Any medicinal properties?

[dipolar]

Didn't reap enough from the coelacanth?
I don't think there's any benefit to these, aside from mounting them on a wall like trophies.

[mylawn]

Didn't think you could have too much. That's a shame.

[dipolar]

If you need them often enough.
I don't.

Is it your practicality speaking, or are you injured?

[mylawn]

Lucky you.

I'm not currently injured, but I am practical.

[dipolar]

I wouldn't use the word 'luck'.

The spider parts are sold, but I may win some in the future.
Are you even interested?

[mylawn]

What word would you use?

If they're only decorative, no.

[dipolar]

Skilled.

Then I'll be sure to leave you off of the mailing list.
(Which is a waste of time for a single person, you'll just have to ignore my posts in the future.)

[mylawn]

Overconfidence isn't a good look.

(That's fair.)

[dipolar]

It is here, so I will continue being boastful, but you're mistaking me for someone with an ego.
I am taking logical courses of action.

[mylawn]

And I'm sure the kids here find you very impressive.

[dipolar]

Great.
Can I help you with something?

[mylawn]

I think you've covered it.