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[dipolar]

I have four palps, one spinneret, and a leg from the metatarsus down.
If anyone has a need for these parts, respond and we'll do business.

If not, I have nothing to say to you at this time.

Comments

[dipolar]

(wow... dorian...)

I will go through with my current transaction, then.
In the future, you may attend the skrit chri races with me.

What have you been doing with yourself, this past month?

[excelsus]

[you are loved and adored hei, never forget]

i would love to accompany you, a date with someone regarded as highly as yourself is an honor

as for me, well i'm trying to avoid being an option on the menu

1/2

[dipolar]

Highly?

(clearly someone isn't spoken well of 99.9% of the time.)

2/2

[dipolar]

Oh, the castes.
You're the magical sort, aren't you?
Letting you get eaten would be disallowed where COST standards are concerned, I will see to it you're not.

(HE LOVES YOU TOO, D.)

[excelsus]

well you did save my life, of course i regard you highly

but being regardly highly by the standards of this world as well, so i mean it in both respects
and let's face it, i'm too pretty to be eaten by spiders

[Dorian feels warm and tingly all over.]

[dipolar]

(you're blowing his mind right now dorian, no one's ever said that to him before. ever. in his entire life.

skims... over it...)

At the races I will address you as my attendant, then.
Should someone challenge me over it, I will take their limbs as well.

[excelsus]

[Defying expectations, it's what he strives to do.]

that has to be one of the sweetest things anyone has ever done for me, it certainly makes my top 10.
how should I refer to you?

[dipolar]

I don't know anything about impressive titles used here.
Do you?
If not, Hei is fine.

[excelsus]

i would assume that master or ser might be more appropriate

[dipolar]

Ser Hei, then.

... It sounds plain.

[excelsus]

almost too plain, but as you wish Ser Hei
I am but an adornment upon your arm

[dipolar]

I wish it was the other way around.
You're far better at talking than I am.
But I'd also make a shit adornment.