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[handsomefoil]

Hygiene issues aside, is anyone actually enjoying anything about Paris?

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history is probably one of my worst subjects

[handsomefoil]

@ACHEELIES Well worry not, I do not intend to persuade you to think otherwise

@ACHEELIES For the most part yes
@ACHEELIES Can't say the same for any third world countries that still don't have access to basic needs but myself specifically yes.

@ACHEELIES That's an entire semester's worth of history that I certainly don't want to get into but
@ACHEELIES Let's just put it this way
@ACHEELIES Lots of people die, in battles and out, structures of government changes violently and repeatedly, the country goes through social changes, then eventually becomes a civilization for lazy and weak humans with luxuries at their fingertips
@ACHEELIES At least thats the gist of it

I'm so sorry to have made you do this

[chariotry]

@BROKEBACKSTAB I thought so. No need to be ashamed. This is your chance to broaden your horizons!

@BROKEBACKSTAB I appreciate your wit. I guess this means they'll discover baths, or so I hope. The stench of filth and fish in the air is far too strong for my liking.
@BROKEBACKSTAB There are no bathhouses to be found anywhere. Not even in the more rich districts of Paris.

B) it's all good, i apped in fully knowing i would have to do this

[handsomefoil]

[ henry laughs. some funny characters here tonight. ]

@ACHEELIES Looking forward to it

@ACHEELIES Bathhouses are certainly much more... modern
@ACHEELIES The sewage system here is basically nonexistent so unfortunately it'll take some time before the stench dissipates.
@ACHEELIES I'm highly considering soaking my sleeve in absinthe and breathing that in to kill all sense of smell

[chariotry]

@BROKEBACKSTAB They have no sewer? Well, I can't expect all countries to be as great and innovative as Greece.

@BROKEBACKSTAB The rich are no better. They soak themselves in perfumes to presumably hide their own stench.
@BROKEBACKSTAB Just breathe through your mouth, wherever you go.

[handsomefoil]

@ACHEELIES Can't say for sure if it's literally no sewer but Im pretty sure

@ACHEELIES Yes that's what Ive been doing mostly
@ACHEELIES No sense in wasting perfectly drinkable absinthe

@ACHEELIES What era of Greece do you hail from

[chariotry]

@BROKEBACKSTAB An era far before this one.

@BROKEBACKSTAB And what country do you come from, Mouth Breather?

[handsomefoil]

@ACHEELIES Ah ancient greece then
@ACHEELIES Suppose it all makes more sense now

@ACHEELIES I had a feeling that was going to happen
@ACHEELIES The United states, formerly Ireland
@ACHEELIES The former hadn't been named during your time so I don't think you'd recognize it as is

[chariotry]

@BROKEBACKSTAB I know of the United States, actually. America, is that right? What I know of it, it has major influence over the rest of the world.

@BROKEBACKSTAB I'm not completely ignorant.

[handsomefoil]

@ACHEELIES Forgive me, I had no idea there was any knowledge of it during that time
@ACHEELIES I suppose I shouldn't have assumed
@ACHEELIES Plenty of people around here talking about Americans to get a bloke questioning things and all.

@ACHEELIES Or am I completely off

[chariotry]

@BROKEBACKSTAB You're completely off.
@BROKEBACKSTAB But I can't fault you for assuming. America didn't exist when I was actually alive.
@BROKEBACKSTAB I only know of it because the era I'd been summoned to previous to this one was well into the the 21st century.

[handsomefoil]

@ACHEELIES Oy vey I must be off my game
@ACHEELIES Still, I didnt realize there was a mission before this.
@ACHEELIES Slowly bringing in more people as we along I suppose
@ACHEELIES Do you know if there were any more before your arrival?

[chariotry]

@BROKEBACKSTAB No, my being in that era has nothing to do with COST.
@BROKEBACKSTAB I was summoned to fight in a ritual called the Holy Grail War.
@BROKEBACKSTAB I won't reveal much more than that, though. Not unless you happen to be a mage.

[handsomefoil]

@ACHEELIES Nope can't I am

[ he never was a fan of RPG's ]

@ACHEELIES So summoned within a summoning to fight a war on top of another war
@ACHEELIES Sounds like a lot of work but from what I gathered
@ACHEELIES You seem to enjoy the fight

[chariotry]

@BROKEBACKSTAB As long as I get to fight, I'm satisfied.
@BROKEBACKSTAB But there seems to be none of that here. I don't know if I can stand to wait around any longer.

can't say* i am omfg

[handsomefoil]

@ACHEELIES A shame, I agree
@ACHEELIES Everyone's getting restless
@ACHEELIES Maybe people should fight each other to tide them over until the battles begins

[chariotry]

@BROKEBACKSTAB Are you offering?
@BROKEBACKSTAB You shouldn't tease a man you know

[handsomefoil]

@ACHEELIES I'm usually teasing 99% of the time
@ACHEELIES But it's been a long while since I've been this restless
@ACHEELIES Congratulations you've caught me during the 1% of my life that I'm not

@ACHEELIES That being said, I'm willing if you are

[chariotry]

@BROKEBACKSTAB I'll be wasting my time either way.
@BROKEBACKSTAB You won't be able to defeat me or land an attack. I'd be impressed if you lasted more than a few seconds.

[handsomefoil]

@ACHEELIES Now that's not fair
@ACHEELIES Won't even give me a chance?

[ He sounds calm (especially through text), but on the inside, he is aching for a fight now. Especially after that set up for a challenge. What makes this guy so confident? Is there something special about him that puts him at a greater advantage than normal people? Henry is not normal by a long shot, but he can't help but wonder.]