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[handsomefoil]

Hygiene issues aside, is anyone actually enjoying anything about Paris?

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[handsomefoil]

@DIEDHARD I was joking about not having a single day off in your life but now Im starting to think that's truly the case
@DIEDHARD Not even a celebratory cheers?
@DIEDHARD Company parties?
@DIEDHARD First time drink in your youth that ended horribly?

[mylawn]

@BROKEBACKSTAB I'm here to get the job done.

[handsomefoil]

@DIEDHARD As am I
@DIEDHARD But the downtime is too many and widespread
@DIEDHARD What do you do in your free time
@DIEDHARD If you have any

[mylawn]

@BROKEBACKSTAB Maintain my equipment, generally.

[It's possible, at this point, that 76 is fucking with him. We cannot, however, be entirely certain.]

[handsomefoil]

@DIEDHARD That is the saddest response i have ever seen
@DIEDHARD You're not fucking with me are you?

[mylawn]

@BROKEBACKSTAB I don't fuck with people.

[OR DOES HE?????]

[handsomefoil]

@DIEDHARD I can only take your word for it
@DIEDHARD But I've seen a fair share of internet trolls so forgive me for being incredulous

[mylawn]

@BROKEBACKSTAB You don't need to worry about that from me.

let me know if 4thwallin aint your jam

[handsomefoil]

@DIEDHARD I'll try my best not to worry
@DIEDHARD So

@DIEDHARD Sorry if this is a bit left field but
@DIEDHARD Bruce Willis fan?

[mylawn]

@BROKEBACKSTAB He was a little before my time.

[like...a hundred entire years...]

[handsomefoil]

@DIEDHARD Really?
@DIEDHARD How old are you?

[mylawn]

@BROKEBACKSTAB That's classified.

[handsomefoil]

@BROKEBACKSTAB Ah, I see. That's a sensitive spot is it
@BROKEBACKSTAB I mean, sensitive information

[mylawn]

@BROKEBACKSTAB It's not any of your business.

damnit i used my un again

[handsomefoil]

@DIEDHARD I apologize for prying
@DIEDHARD Curiosity has always been my greatest downfall

[mylawn]

@BROKEBACKSTAB Not the drinking?

[handsomefoil]

@DIEDHARD I'm Irish, it's practically how we fuel ourselves.

[mylawn]

BROKEBACKSTAB So much for breaking stereotypes.

[handsomefoil]

@DIEDHARD Sorry, change doesn't begin with me
@DIEDHARD Maybe some other sober bloke will come along like a fresh breath of air for you