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Looks like Sergeant Gramps is gettin' a little finicky that some stuff hasn't gone down. I got an idea on how to introduce the king to the guillotine. Anyone wanna start a riot with me to kick it off?
Basically, I got this list of VIPs who frequent the bar I work at, right? Turns out, a few of these boneheads are some serious players. All we gotta do is get into a fight of king supporters vs revolutionaries and inspire 'em to start writing some charges up. Who's in?
Basically, I got this list of VIPs who frequent the bar I work at, right? Turns out, a few of these boneheads are some serious players. All we gotta do is get into a fight of king supporters vs revolutionaries and inspire 'em to start writing some charges up. Who's in?
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Maybe he needs actual formal training. He's got potential, that's for sure. ]
The Metaverse? Is this where Seiten Taisei is summoned from?
[ Trying to understand it in the context of his own understanding may be easier than... having to listen to Ryuji go off about cognition. ]
And you use his power to steal hearts and change people's twisted desires, is that right?
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Yeah. The Metaverse is just a giant warehouse for humanity's inner desires and shit. I dunno. Geez, where the hell is that cat when you need 'em.
[For once in his life he wishes Morgana were here to be a little know-it-all about all things metaphysical.]
Kinda. It's more like the weaponry that we got going into that place to steal hearts. When people are seriously effed up, then they go and build these huge things called palaces and it keeps their hearts locked up safely. We just go in and snatch it up.
[To emphasize his point, he waves his hand in the air like a swiping motion. Not necessary, but Ryuji likes talking with his hands sometimes.]
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So you steal hearts in the metaverse. You weren't being literal before. [ He's quietly mulling over the logic of it all, curious as to what the metaverse might look like. An alternate world where people's inner-selves and their twisted desires reside sounds odd. What would be the purpose of that? ]
And does stealing their "heart" actually change anything in them in the material world?
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Nah, I've been known to steal hearts outside of the Metaverse too.
[He realizes this was a mistake. He rubs the back of his head and laughs. Okay, Ryuji. Okay.]
B-but. Anyway. Right! So, you steal their heart in there, and their palace comes crumbling down. The dirtbag then has a change of heart and becomes crushed by the guilt of what they've done and comes clean.
[He's anxiously moving against the balls of his feet, hoping that he's at least explaining this right and that his previous pick up line goes unnoticed.]
Like in the case of a murderer who's hidden from the police. Steal his heart and he'll tell the world what he's done and then he's locked up. It's like kicking justice a little ol' kickstart to the face.
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His expression alters minutely, a wide smile spreading his lips. ]
How many hearts could a virgin boy have actually stolen? [ Wow, just calling him out at point blank range. ]
Well, regardless your magic is pretty potent. If you weren't already bound to another, I might have taken you for myself at some point.
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I was waiting for marriage.
[Any...way...
All sorts of new questions pop up in his head. He has to tend to those or else they'll literally be gone while he dwells on the fact that he was just called out for still having his v-card at 17. Life expectancy and populations are larger these days. That's just rude.]
Taken me? [What does he mean?]
Well... Joker had the ability to control a bunch of personas at once. He had some special conditions, though. Not sayin' that it's impossible, but---
Wait a second. Is a Heroic Spirit a persona? Are you a persona, Rider?
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A persona? I don't even know what that is. But if a persona is what you summon, then I guess I am in a way.
Do you have command seals?
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Mages use can use up to three to force their Servant to obey an order. [ He holds up three fingers for visuals. ] After they're used up, the contract between Master and Servant is broken.
The contract you have with your persona doesn't function the same way?
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Oh... Nah, it doesn't work like that with this stuff. Summoning a persona just drains your life force. It's like... uh.
[How to put this?]
Shit, if you've ever played a video game, this would make, like. So much more goddamn sense. Physical attacks hurt your body to use and magical attacks hurt your mental state. But if you practice enough with it, it gets easier.
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That sounds familiar... ]
That's similar to how things work between a Master and a Servant, then. [ As he's explained before. ]
It's too bad you can't bring him out. I would've liked to meet him and see how strong he actually is.
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... You wanna have a match?
[This is a bad idea.
Someone stop him.
Achilles, be the adult here.]
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That all depends. What would happen if I actually killed him?
[ Teasing... But of course he's being serious beneath the jovial and light tone he's taken on. ]
Would you be back on the market?
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They're just two bros, right?
Doin' bro things.]
He doesn't have a form or a body. He's just a part of my heart, so, we'd be facing each other like this, y'know? And if you killed 'em, you'd have to kill me.
[Annnd.... Achilles is being greasy again. He's the type of guy who wants to have sex in the hall of mirrors just so he can get the best angles.]
Can't really be on any market if I'm dead.
[He'll just... raise an eyebrow at him suspiciously.]
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Also what the fuck... He isn't being greasy. He's just being friendly. ]
Then you should probably reconsider challenging me. I won't hold back just because I've decided I like you.
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Achilles walking up to him, putting his arm around him freely, and then saying that he likes him has a very different effect on him than it would to other Europeans that they're surrounded by.
He side-eyes Achilles for a few moments. What is he trying to do? What signals is he trying to send off? Ryuji honestly can't figure this guy out to save his life.]
Dude, telling me to do something is almost as bad as telling me not to do something.
[And besides...
Ryuji just doesn't... get it. When you've been rejected this many times, it's hard to think that there are a ton of qualities about yourself that are worth liking to begin with. Why did this have to be so goddamn confusing?]
You're uh. You're pretty cool too.
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Then, would you rather fight me or fight beside me? [ He leans on Ryuji slightly, matching his eye level by sinking to his lesser height. He's close, having definitely entered his personal bubble, but he's keeping a purposeful distance.
He wants Ryuji to look him in the eye and answer him. ]
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To fight alongside someone that wasn't even here with him anymore.
There's an empty hole in Ryuji's heart that's left hollowed out by his friends not being here. Truth be told, once he's learned how to work with others, it's so damning to go back and try it all over from the beginning without them. So Ryuji doesn't look at Achilles like he's entering his personal space, just that... he's there. He doesn't seem like a bad guy.
Is this what Joker thought of him when they first met, and Ryuji had teamed up with him even if he had his hesitations toward it? His answer would've been the same, either way.
He smiles at Achilles.]
Together.
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Of course he'd love to fight beside him.
Responding to his smile, he mirrors that soft expression and leans forward to kiss him.
You know. For mana.
Ryuji, love yourself. ]
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Ryuji's the first to pull away, as he brings his hands up to his lips, as if checking they're still there. His heart stirs, and even though this is all one hell of a confusing moment, he scratches the back of his head and looks away.]
Dude.
[And then it hits him- he smirks, looking ever menacing when he's still in his Phantom Thieves mode.]
I can't believe you just stole my first kiss like that.
[Achilles, love yourself.]
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He admits his lack of experience and it doesn't earn any surprise from Achilles. ]
I've stolen your second it seems, too. [ He smiles. And pretty much crowds him so that he's forced to step back, until the backs of his knees hit the edge of the bed. ]
How about your third?
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This is Paris, the most romantic city in the world, and here he is, above a closed bar in the middle of the revolution, and Achilles is just... taking entire jumps forward when what Ryuji really needed was the baby steps. You can't learn to waltz without knowing the box step.]
Oh, second? Sorry. Gonna have to jog my memory a bit. How the hell did that one go?
[Onto the makeshift bed he goes- it's not anything fancy by any stretch of the word- really just a few crates with some torn up blankets on top of it, but if Achilles doesn't mind, he guesses he doesn't either. Pushed a little bit more, and he dodges under Achilles' grasp of his shoulder, if only to sit down on it, looking up from his seated position to smirk. That rabbit motif might be true after all.]
You ever read those trashy magazines? Pretty sure that by the third kiss you're practically datin'. I don't wanna thrust that responsibility onto anyone.
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He a fuck boi.
Which he proves as he plants a knee on the bed, half-straddling Ryuji so he can shove him down. ]
This is how you can give me mana.
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D-dude! You're so freakin' forward.
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He's waiting for your next move, Ryuji. Are you accepting him or not? ]
What? Would you rather I court you like you were a woman? [ He pulls back like he's considering this option, because he hadn't thought of it before. He's so used to people falling over their feet for him with just a smile. ]
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