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[ryuji]

Looks like Sergeant Gramps is gettin' a little finicky that some stuff hasn't gone down. I got an idea on how to introduce the king to the guillotine. Anyone wanna start a riot with me to kick it off?

Basically, I got this list of VIPs who frequent the bar I work at, right? Turns out, a few of these boneheads are some serious players. All we gotta do is get into a fight of king supporters vs revolutionaries and inspire 'em to start writing some charges up. Who's in?

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[ryuji]

TCH, I'm like. Teasing proof. Nice try, buddy.

[Uhm. Ryuji.]

But. Yeah. I'm excited to get the chance to meet you too. Hopefully it'll be on better terms than bein' surrounded by a bunch of loose cannons with guillotines for arms

[hakanai]

Truly I talk to a master who can see through every deception.

[This is fun.]

With any luck we shall have a span of time on base, wherever or whenever it is. Three straight months of operations has left me a little weary.

[ryuji]

As long as you're a good person, I ain't gotta reason to think you're deceivin' me to begin with.

Anyway... three months? Holy shit. You mean to tell me you've been stuck for three months with just effin' bread to eat!? THAT'S TORTURE.

I ain't ever been to the base... no idea what it looks like. I woke up here in Paris. Guess I was a late recruit.

Or maybe like. A last choice on the volleyball team. Who knows.

[hakanai]

[Ryuji, you are very firmly on the 'too pure, must watch over and tease' list at this point.]

Two months in France, the month before in a very hot desert; that heat was for myself more torture than living on bread here. I have not seen base myself. Upon joining I was swept right into a mission.

Perhaps they will give you a better feast there? I look forward to a good bed, personally.

[ryuji]

[You say that, but he curses so, so much.]

I know whatcha mean. Sweating so bad that your balls start itchin' is like. The worst goddamn thing.

[....forgi...ve... him...]

Tell me about it. I've been sleeping on a bunch of crates and it makes me feel like an old man wakin' up every morning. It's the worst. Hopefully some good food and a warm blanket is waitin' for us back there.

[hakanai]

[Don't change a thing.]

Crates? Unfortunate. Perhaps I'll need to teach you a little about getting the best out of your surroundings. Even as a young boy I was never left with an option that poor.

[ryuji]

I dunno what else I could use. Bread? But... that's gonna go stale in a few days and then get hella itchy. Not exactly a spring mattress.

[hakanai]

No perhaps about it. I will definitely need to teach you.

[ryuji]

Senpai, my life is in your hands here.