@BURGERKING— @ALL

[dipolar]

I understand some of you are reluctant to change your names or use a different moniker when we make the drop in 1916's Gallipoli. If you're not from a standardized Earth, I suggest you reconsider. If you need assistance, I'll assign you one myself. You don't have to consider them names but codenames to be discarded after we return to BASE.

An example of this: Rider is now Kale. I told him I would notify you all of this alteration.

Think wisely about the impact small things could have on a timeline. They add up and any amount of skepticism brought about by our foolishness is too much. Thanks.

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@ALL

[chariotry]

My name will not be Kale.

[ So easy to seem calm through text when ur fuming irl. ]

@NIGHTLIGHT

[fessus]

Rider = Kale? Got it. Surname??

Is Dave normal on Earth? I can take that one.

[dipolar]

Well it's too late for that now.

[dipolar]

I haven't thought of a surname to give him. Do you have any suggestions?

Dave is a perfectly acceptable name on Earth. Very popular, Noctis.

[bloodings]

whats wrong, kale?

@WIZARDTITS

[tommygunned]

ok now im curious
gimme a name
it can be a food but nothing as lame as kale

[ryuji]

Sup, Kale

[fessus]

I didn't really think about it much. Just something from Earth, like Chicken?

Thanks. Caelum means Sky, so maybe Dave Sky. [ fucking awful ]

@MOONMOON

[impend]

oh, that's a good idea

I want a code name!

[dipolar]

I know just the one for you. Basil, as per our conversation about spices.

I'll know exactly who they're referring to at all times.

[tommygunned]

weirdly i actually dont hate that

are you gonna name anybody a non food name

[crownless]

sorry officer kale none of these people are gonna LEAF you alone now

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP

[crownless]

Oh hey its donald mcronald

Touchdown's not that weird right? i dunno if i want a code name

@TRENTCOAT.

[thingpuncher]

sure go for it

who r u gonna be

@DIEDHARD

[mylawn]

I don't think Kale is an actual name.

[dipolar]

You again. I see...was the better username not enough?

You can be Private Huan. It means fortunate. Far more fortunate than me.

(world's smallest violin.)

[chariotry]

[ THANK YOU FATHER. ]

It isn't? You lied to me, Hei.

[dipolar]

Dave Sky, then. It's easy to remember, that's worthwhile to note.

Chicken isn't a good surname, no one's name is Chicken.

1/4

[fessus]

Cool, sounds good.

[chariotry]

I'm not accepting this and I will not be cooperating.

@MOEPROBLEMS

[rippedoff]

In what world is Kale a normal name? [Unless you're an assassin picking out an alias maybe, but that wasn't the case here.]

2/4

[fessus]

3/4

[fessus]

4/4

[fessus]

Dirt?

Kale Dirt?

@SUBUBI

[excelsus]

I believe an attempt at altering my name would be tantamount to treason.
It's punishable by flogging.