@BURGERKING— @ALL

[dipolar]

I understand some of you are reluctant to change your names or use a different moniker when we make the drop in 1916's Gallipoli. If you're not from a standardized Earth, I suggest you reconsider. If you need assistance, I'll assign you one myself. You don't have to consider them names but codenames to be discarded after we return to BASE.

An example of this: Rider is now Kale. I told him I would notify you all of this alteration.

Think wisely about the impact small things could have on a timeline. They add up and any amount of skepticism brought about by our foolishness is too much. Thanks.

Comments

4/4

[fessus]

Dirt?

Kale Dirt?

[crownless]

you CANT just pick random words for names!!!!!!

[SAYS A MAN NAMED TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN.]

[fessus]

Back up five exclamation points, who even are you?

[crownless]

Your local earthling teammate THAT'S who

Taking the piss out of Kale is one thing but you gotta at least try to make it sound like a name
not just a collection of objects

:///

[fessus]

w/e people get weird names, Kale Dirt isn't that out there. He can't be Kale Sky, I already picked Sky.

🙄🙄🙄

[crownless]

holy shit NONE of those things are names
im telling you, pick a first name and not a noun

Christopher or Robert or Jack or something inconspicuous

[impend]

kale patch would work

[crownless]

what kind of fuckin farmland army do you think we are

[ryuji]

That's Travis-kun, my roommate btw

[fessus]

He sucks.

[crownless]

fuck off kale chips

[ryuji]

He's cooler than me but that doesn't say much lol

[crownless]

i get a -kun???? :)

[WEEB]

[ryuji]

From a real live Japanese person too

[masque]

tell travis to take out the trash.

[ryuji]

Wait it's not that dirty is it!?

[dipolar]

Dirt's just dirt. Think of a very average name. Like Kale Smith.

[fessus]

Idk Smith but maybe Kale Smith then if it's common? It's not really average where I'm from. Sky works though right?

[dipolar]

If the given name is odd, the family name should be painfully average. It will keep things in balance.

I haven't heard anyone with the family name Sky, but Dave is normal.

[fessus]

Okay that works then. What should I call you?

[dipolar]

Shou, it means longevity in my language.

[fessus]

Oh yeah can we make a full list of everyone's names so we don't call each other the wrong ones?

[dipolar]

Makes sense. I'll post a list after everyone stops insulting each other.

[fessus]

Thanks (might wanna start it early bc they'll never stop)

[dipolar]

Perhaps you're right. I'm sighing aloud