@BURGERKING— @ALL

[dipolar]

I understand some of you are reluctant to change your names or use a different moniker when we make the drop in 1916's Gallipoli. If you're not from a standardized Earth, I suggest you reconsider. If you need assistance, I'll assign you one myself. You don't have to consider them names but codenames to be discarded after we return to BASE.

An example of this: Rider is now Kale. I told him I would notify you all of this alteration.

Think wisely about the impact small things could have on a timeline. They add up and any amount of skepticism brought about by our foolishness is too much. Thanks.

Comments

[crownless]

Your local earthling teammate THAT'S who

Taking the piss out of Kale is one thing but you gotta at least try to make it sound like a name
not just a collection of objects

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[fessus]

w/e people get weird names, Kale Dirt isn't that out there. He can't be Kale Sky, I already picked Sky.

🙄🙄🙄

[crownless]

holy shit NONE of those things are names
im telling you, pick a first name and not a noun

Christopher or Robert or Jack or something inconspicuous

[fessus]

He already has a first name, chill out. So like Kale Fontane or something. Or Kale Bravius.

[handsomefoil]

Don't mind him, he's just upset that he probably has to change his own surname

Kale Johnson?
Kale Smith?
Kale Harris?

I knew a man with a greek last name of Agnes.

[fessus]

I don't wanna change mine either but everybody's super defensive, we're going into a warzone? w/e

Kale Harris is pretty cool. Is that like Hair-iss? Agnes sounds like fire.

[handsomefoil]

Agreed. A trivial compromise, if anything.

Yes, like Hair-iss. It's a solid name.
Iirc Agnes means something along the lines of "chaste"?

[fessus]

Yeah it's not a big deal to change it if it helps out.

lmao well we can't call him Agnes then.

[handsomefoil]

He's too promiscuous eh?

[fessus]

I was just gonna say flirty.

[handsomefoil]

Oh
I hope it doesn't offend him :)

[fessus]

Trust me if he cares even a little he is not hiding it well. 😂

[handsomefoil]

Well regardless, I'm sure at least one of the many suggested surnames for him will work out.
Wildly inappropriate or otherwise.

[fessus]

How about you, what'd you go with?

[handsomefoil]

Henry was probably one of the most common names back then so
Keeping that
McCauley is a relatively Irish surname I like so going with that
If your character is the type to use nicknames, then I'd go by "Cooley"
A variant of McCauley

[fessus]

My character?

What you mean like the guy I'm gonna be? Dave Sky? I didn't think of him as a character but that's cool. I'll do that.

[handsomefoil]

[ He almost says 'yeah like roleplaying' but then decides not to open that can of worms. ]

Just little bits of flavor text helps it feel more realistic
But if "dave" doesn't like calling people by nicknames then feel free to just use my normal name
At the very least it reduces the risk of calling me anything strange

[fessus]

Like roleplaying.

[ Let him help you. ]

Ig nothing's more immersive than actually going and living it. I don't think Dave would really use too many nicknames until he got to know somebody well. Unless you wanna be Dave's childhood friend or something? Not in a tropey way, just like in a 'hey you' way lol

[handsomefoil]

[ Bless u child ]

Yes

If it comes naturally then feel free to play it that way. I'll match you. I'd like to think I'm pretty good at reacting on the fly.

[impend]

kale patch would work

[crownless]

what kind of fuckin farmland army do you think we are

[impend]

did that burger king guy name you a vegetable as well?

if it's weird enough it could just work, you know.
reverse psychology!

[crownless]

OR it could be weird enough that we get taken out back and shot

[impend]

nobody shoots people because they have weird names!

that's crazy!

[crownless]

Omg its not the names thatre gonna get us!!!! it's if we get CAUGHT
even my ass knows that we're gonna look sketchy if we're not convincing enough
what if they think we're

idk

spies???