agoge | @BURGERKING

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I understand some of you are reluctant to change your names or use a different moniker when we make the drop in 1916's Gallipoli. If you're not from a standardized Earth, I suggest you reconsider. If you need assistance, I'll assign you one myself. You don't have to consider them names but codenames to be discarded after we return to BASE. An example of this: Rider is now Kale. I told him I would notify you all of this alteration. Think wisely about the impact small things could have on a timeline. They add up and any amount of skepticism brought about by our foolishness is too much. Thanks.

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you CANT just pick random words for names!!!!!!

[SAYS A MAN NAMED TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN.]

Back up five exclamation points, who even are you?

Your local earthling teammate THAT'S who

Taking the piss out of Kale is one thing but you gotta at least try to make it sound like a name
not just a collection of objects

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w/e people get weird names, Kale Dirt isn't that out there. He can't be Kale Sky, I already picked Sky.

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holy shit NONE of those things are names
im telling you, pick a first name and not a noun

Christopher or Robert or Jack or something inconspicuous

He already has a first name, chill out. So like Kale Fontane or something. Or Kale Bravius.

Don't mind him, he's just upset that he probably has to change his own surname

Kale Johnson?
Kale Smith?
Kale Harris?

I knew a man with a greek last name of Agnes.