>>@MAXIMUMTIGER | @ALL

[handtowels]

If I've seen it, then all of you have seen our enemy's artillery. We're outgunned if we do nothing.

I have a plan. It's not much of one, and it's risky, but if we take out some of their cannons then it will improve our chances of victory. With all this rain they should be easy for me to freeze, and once frozen, they'll be easy to shatter. We can ruin any gunpowder they keep close by too.

The problem is that as soon as one cannon is destroyed, our enemy will know to defend the rest that much better. From that point on it's only a matter of time until it becomes an impossible task. I want to take out as many as we can before then.

So I'm looking for some cannon killers.

My location is set to public. If you're willing to help, come and join me.

Comments

[handtowels]

@TRENTCOAT My name is Takatora.

@TRENTCOAT If I did they'd be tattered by now. It's probably my name.

@TRENTCOAT Great to have you.

[thingpuncher]

@MAXIMUMTIGER im guessing that has something to do with Japanese

@MAXIMUMTIGER which i dont speak btw

@MAXIMUMTIGER see u on the field. ill b the one covered in blood ❤

[handtowels]

@TRENTCOAT You're a step ahead for not thinking I'm Chinese. The character for tora can be read as tiger. Though you could say I'm striped.

@TRENTCOAT Need a hand towel for that?

[thingpuncher]

@MAXIMUMTIGER gimme some credit here i used to live in san fran

@MAXIMUMTIGER the kid i used to get coffee from said my name was ミッドナイター

@MAXIMUMTIGER still doesn't explain the username but you do you soldier

@MAXIMUMTIGER and congrats thats officially the weirdest come on ive gotten yet

[hakanai]

@TRENTCOAT @MAXIMUMTIGER Not a come on.

@TRENTCOAT @MAXIMUMTIGER When he offers you his longest, thickest handtowel? Then you know it is.

[thingpuncher]

@MAXIMUMTIGER @MINIMALCAT holy shit you match

@MAXIMUMTIGER @MINIMALCAT i hope u 2 enjoyed the honeymoon

[handtowels]

@MINIMALCAT @TRENTCOAT Seriously? Don't besmirch the noble hand towel.

@MINIMALCAT @TRENTCOAT What's a honeymoon?

[hakanai]

@MAXIMUMTIGER @TRENTCOAT I'm curious about that as well.

@MAXIMUMTIGER @TRENTCOAT Though I suspect I know what it's related to considering we so cutely match, Takatora.

[thingpuncher]

@MAXIMUMTIGER @MINIMALCAT where did they find u jfc

@MAXIMUMTIGER @MINIMALCAT its what happens after 2 ppl who love each other very much get married

@MAXIMUMTIGER @MINIMALCAT do they have marriage on planet hand towel

[handtowels]

@MINIMALCAT @TRENTCOAT Don't be ridiculous.

[Please, Yoshitsugu. Don't rat out his in-person flustering.]

[thingpuncher]

@MAXIMUMTIGER @MINIMALCAT im being completely fucking serious

[handtowels]

@MINIMALCAT @TRENTCOAT We're not married.

[JUST GETTING THAT IN THERE BEFORE YOSHITSUGU SAYS OTHERWISE.]

[thingpuncher]

@MAXIMUMTIGER @MINIMALCAT whens the wedding

[hakanai]

@MAXIMUMTIGER @TRENTCOAT I half suspected he planned it on the multiple occasions he 'pretended' to pass out so he could lay his head in my lap.

[Sorry, Takatora, blame the flow but this is just the right opportunity to bring that up. ♥]

[thingpuncher]

@MAXIMUMTIGER @MINIMALCAT rooting 4 u 2 crazy kids