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[handsomefoil]

Can anyone properly cut hair?





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[crownless]

cant cost just magic me up a bald cap or something???!?

[handsomefoil]

don't be stupid, a bald cap is no less fussy than keeping the hair
Just another hat you have to deal with

[crownless]

fine magic my hair back to normal
we got a bird(birds?) woman i dont wanna be half bald for ages

[handsomefoil]

I don't understand what Scout has anything to do with your insecurity regarding baldness

[crownless]

IM NOT INSECURE ABOUT BALDNESS

[THEY WERE BORN WITH PROMINENT WIDOW'S PEAKS AND HE ISNT GETTING ANY YOUNGER.]

[handsomefoil]

There's no shame in it
Everyone's insecure about baldness

[crownless]

well im not fucking bald now so it doesnt mtter

[handsomefoil]

Alright then please explain what Scout have anything to do with it
Are you trying to impress her?

[crownless]

NO im not a bird ducker

***fucker

that's not one of my kinks i just mean that if a magic hive mind bird woman is possible growing my hair back should be too

[handsomefoil]

That sure isn't how I read it but yeah
I guess I see your point.
Maybe they simply didn't take such a trivial thing into consideration.

Either way, figure it out
Shave it or not it's your bloody life