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[handsomefoil]

Can anyone properly cut hair?





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@WIZARDTITS

[tommygunned]

i cut my own hair usually
im not fucking trained tho if thats what youre asking

[handsomefoil]

Handle an electric shaver or pair of shears without slicing an ear off
I don't have super high expectations on this ship

[tommygunned]

yes to both
whats up, who needs to be mercilessly groomed

@CHIPPER

[withimagination]

define properly

[handsomefoil]

Keep the length even
don't cut off an ear
good customer service :)

but i can settle for just "handle scissors ok"

[withimagination]

in that case, yes. maybe.

maybe you should use me as a last resort. not that I'll cut off an ear, but it's been a while since I've had to cut hair.

how short?

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP

[crownless]

what for
and dont say 'a haircut'

[handsomefoil]

The fuck else would I ask for then
which reminds me actually:
You need one too

[crownless]

I KNOW YOURE GETTING A HAIRCUT DICKNOSE
your hair is short enough and everybodys gonna be too busy being in A fucking War to care my hair's a little longer

[tommygunned]

DIBS

I CALL DIBS ON SHAVING YOUR HEAD

[crownless]

NO, FUCK THAT

@MOONMOON

[impend]

can't say I've ever done it...

how short do you need it?

[handsomefoil]

Just shy of being considered a buzz cut
I don't think I could pull that look off anyway

[pointedlook]

@POINTANDKICK Unfortunately this doesn't fall within my expertise. Good idea though.

[ He needs a haircut too.....someone help these idiots ]

[handsomefoil]

Just one thing less to worry about tbh
Perhaps you could ask any of these volunteers to help?
Set up a slapdash barbershop and just let everyone have at it

@STORMBORN

[dorzalta]

We could burn it off.

Re: @STORMBORN

[handsomefoil]

Oh no
That's much too dramatic

@DIEDHARD

[mylawn]

If you wanted it buzzed off, yes. Anything else, no.

[handsomefoil]

This is surprisingly unsurprising
Think you could ease up on it just enough to Not be a buzz cut?
Just out of curiosity

@MODERATUS

[bloodings]

my sword can cut hair just fine.

[handsomefoil]

I'd prefer it if unconventional blades be kept away from my head,
thank you...

@LONERANGER

[i_swear]

Been cutting my hair since the outbreak hit.

[You could look as fab as this old shitheel, buddy.]

[handsomefoil]

It's one of the few things I felt I should learn
But never got around to doing
Is it hard to cut the back as I think it'll be?

[ a rugged and manly look never goes out of style ]

@SUBUBI

[excelsus]

If you've a proper pair of scissors, then yes.

[Dorian's perfectly coiffed hair and magnificent mustache are no accident.]

[handsomefoil]

Alas not at the moment
I've been advised to ask around for clippers to get a proper shave however

[ if he knew this @sububi was dorian, he'd definitely believe that the man could style and cut hair just from his upkeep alone. ]