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[millimeter]

[ 1 | Like a week before everyone finds out they're going to Jhashch:]

hey, what kind of stuff have you guys seen? anything photo worthy?? i wanna see your pics!

[ 2 | And like an hour later, he adds another message. Yes, these are technically separate posts.]

quick question!!
where are you guys from?
bonus points if it isn't earth (but earth is ok too obv!)

[ 3 | And then again, though this one is at least a few days later:]

ssssssssooo
informal poll time!
is it normal for people not to remember joining cost
i mean like
do you remember?

jw bc i've met a LOT of people who don't remember

[ 4 | And at some even later point:]

OMG LOOK

[ATTACHMENT: LOOK.png] [Pretend the background to that photo is more BASE appropriate.]

SHE'S SO CUTE
WHAT DO I DO???>>
😩😩😩😩
someone help how do you take care of a chocobo in omnispace

[I'm sorry for everything.]

Comments

4 | @MODERATUS

[bloodings]

not bad. if you start a farm, we'll at least have meat once we leave here.

[millimeter]

YOU CAN'T EAT HER

[bloodings]

if you can breed enough of them, i won't have to. i'll just eat the others.

[millimeter]

dude!! i didn't get a pair of chocobos
i got one chocobo
and she's a baby.........

[bloodings]

so? find another one. i'm hungry.

[ She's just fucking with him now. ]

[millimeter]

wow nope
you're banned from all future chocobo interactions
blocked!!
and reported as spam

[bloodings]

you can't stop me. i'll eat what i want to, when i want to.

[millimeter]

do you REALLY not find this face cute at all??

[He's just going to spam her with chocochick pics now. Like six of them. In a row.

They are really cute pictures, ftr.]

[bloodings]

[ CLUTCHES CHEST........... if this was in person she'd be screwed. Over text, though... nah she's still screwed. ]

fiiiiiine. i guess it's too small to be a good meal anyway.

[millimeter]

YES
no one can resist a chocobo's wiles

[Does he ever think about what he's saying before he says it... Or types it. Blinks it. Whatever.]

they make way better friends than food anyway
even if they kinda smell

[bloodings]

i almost feel bad for your roommate.

[ Because of the Chocobo, or because of Prompto? ]

[millimeter]

i'm gonna air out the capsule!!
i don't really want to keep her cooped up too much in here anyway
a chocobo needs to be free to roam

[Definitely Prompto.]

[bloodings]

[ Definitely Prompto. ]

then you better help feed my cat. maybe it's too small for me, but it's a good meal for him.

[millimeter]

i bet she could kick your cat's butt!!!

[jfc how old is he.]

[bloodings]

[ Too old... Prompto you're basically arguing with a six year old here. ]

fine. wanna test it?

[millimeter]

uhh no bc i'd feel bad if one of them actually got hurt

[SMH.]

[bloodings]

your loss.

[ Five minutes later: ]

so does your weird bird have a name yet? [ IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S INTERESTED... OR ANYTHING....... ]

[millimeter]

rey suggested queen but nothing official yet!!
my names weren't creative enough :(
but queen WOULD make sense bc she kinda matches noct and he's a king

[bloodings]

queens are weak. you should choose something else.

[ Have you learned NOTHING from Dany, Mordred. ]

[millimeter]

weak?? what

[What is this leap in logic.]

[bloodings]

it's the king that holds all the power. queens are just there for show, and to serve a useless role.

name it something fitting for a knight instead.

[millimeter]

uhhhh that's not really how queens work where i'm from but ok

omg maybe i should name her after the rogue

[bloodings]

it's how they work anywhere.

[ Says the girl who knew one, ever. But Mordred's rudeness aside... ]

a rogue? like a thief? why's that?

[millimeter]

no, the rogue's one of noct's ancestors
(and a good video game class but that goes without saying)
noct's got her star, it's pretty cool
at least for not being a gun!
she was really mysterious when she ruled lucis so she's known as the rogue

[bloodings]

so you wanna name it after some old dead lady? sounds like a waste to me.