FROM: @WEHFRIED || TO: @ALL (backdated like hell, aka before spiderland)

[gerechtigkeit]

Before Gallipoli, it was discussed that we should come up with aliases to call each other, and have backstories to speak of while there was downtime in the war. At the time, we knew the Regency was there, but they wouldn't be so visible. It was enough to not be asked too much by the natives of the time, and allowed us the conditions we needed to blend in as a unit of reinforcements that was beached at the wrong location.

The situation may be different here, but I'd suggest we come up with different aliases from before, considering we'll be facing the Regency out in the open. Using your actual name isn't suggested- it could cause problems and endanger the rest of this cell if you do so. Try to pick something you'll remember easily enough.

Feel free to suggest names and ideas for yourselves, or help others. The BCE has a list of them you can pick from. The sooner we can compile a list, the easier it will make it for all of us to recall while in the middle of the mission.

[Boy, talking like this is a reminder of speaking with soldiers before battles. That was a long time ago, and he's getting back into the hang of it. Also, guess who's bad at suggesting names? THIS GUY. Thankfully, the BCE has a posh name generator that can be found here.]

Comments

[whitehair]

who reads all this crap

[crownless]

not me i skimmed sry op

[whitehair]

don't they know what we look like already I mean ????

[crownless]

yea
I think my face would be easier to remember than my name

[whitehair]

who tf cares about names

[crownless]

YEAH FUCK NAMES

[whitehair]

taking suggestions on a last name to go with tldr tho lol

[lefthandfree]

Real charmers, you guys.

[whitehair]

it's all natural

[lefthandfree]

Yeah, I'm sure that's what you tell the ladies too.

[crownless]

worked on your mom last night

[lefthandfree]

Wow. Didn't realize anyone in COST was into necrophilia.

[crownless]

stay in-genre, we're rocking a time traveling schtick right now
maybe i went back in time to fuck your mom, specifically
what about that huh

[lefthandfree]

Doubt it. That requires being able to count past your fingers, which you seen incapable of doing.

[crownless]

i only need to count one for you, and it's standing straight up right now

[lefthandfree]

Thanks, a thumbs up is just was just what I needed today.

[whitehair]

classy

kyah i'm so sorry for your post

[crownless]

(´・ω・｀)

kyah ilu

[whitehair]

don't emoji me you fuck

[crownless]

ヽ(`д´；)/

[whitehair]

get your mind out of the gutter man

[lefthandfree]

I'm talking about your hair. What are YOU talking about?

[He's definitely not talking about your hair.]

[whitehair]

don't play a saint now that was super gross

[lefthandfree]

Dunno what you're talking about, man. Sorry you feel that way.

[whitehair]

you're the one who started