FROM: @WEHFRIED || TO: @ALL (backdated like hell, aka before spiderland)

[gerechtigkeit]

Before Gallipoli, it was discussed that we should come up with aliases to call each other, and have backstories to speak of while there was downtime in the war. At the time, we knew the Regency was there, but they wouldn't be so visible. It was enough to not be asked too much by the natives of the time, and allowed us the conditions we needed to blend in as a unit of reinforcements that was beached at the wrong location.

The situation may be different here, but I'd suggest we come up with different aliases from before, considering we'll be facing the Regency out in the open. Using your actual name isn't suggested- it could cause problems and endanger the rest of this cell if you do so. Try to pick something you'll remember easily enough.

Feel free to suggest names and ideas for yourselves, or help others. The BCE has a list of them you can pick from. The sooner we can compile a list, the easier it will make it for all of us to recall while in the middle of the mission.

[Boy, talking like this is a reminder of speaking with soldiers before battles. That was a long time ago, and he's getting back into the hang of it. Also, guess who's bad at suggesting names? THIS GUY. Thankfully, the BCE has a posh name generator that can be found here.]

Comments

[millimeter]

omg LOL
if they do, you gotta make sure you record it!!

[whitehair]

LMAO totally

[millimeter]

YES
tho the downside is it can't be worse than them making us pronounce spiderspeak

[whitehair]

I'm ready to mangle it and get gutted by those table knives

[millimeter]

graphic......
i hope you don't HAVE to use their names 😩

[whitehair]

thats not half of it my guy
and it says we gotta

[millimeter]

i'm so fucked

[whitehair]

welcome to hell

[millimeter]

thanks 🙄
REALLY excited to be here

[whitehair]

ikr
can't wait to get stomped on by those many spider legs

[millimeter]

you don't think they'll try to turn us into one of their ppl suits do you

[whitehair]

you'll make some little spider boy somewhere very happy

[millimeter]

wow you are the worst hotdog i've ever met

[whitehair]

now say that again in spider and i know what i gotta look out for

[millimeter]

SMH

YOU say it in spider

[whitehair]

well aren't you up shit creek

better put some moisturiser on and keep that skin soft for some spider to peel off like an orange

[millimeter]

ew dude ew!!

how would that even work
do they peel off your skin and wear it right then and there???

[whitehair]

or a banana
riiiiiiiiiiiiiight off

i dunno man do they care about
all the blood and guts
you know ?

[millimeter]

grossssssssss

idk it says they eat each other, maybe they'd just
eat all of that first......

[whitehair]

one human smoothie coming right up while you wait ?

i have so many fucking questions

[millimeter]

it's
economical?? i guess

why are we talking about this

[whitehair]

you started it first

[millimeter]

you're the one who turned us all into fruit!!!

[whitehair]

what else am i going to use for an example, teddy bears??

[millimeter]

idk if i want to know wtf that would have been like