FROM: @WEHFRIED || TO: @ALL (backdated like hell, aka before spiderland)

[gerechtigkeit]

Before Gallipoli, it was discussed that we should come up with aliases to call each other, and have backstories to speak of while there was downtime in the war. At the time, we knew the Regency was there, but they wouldn't be so visible. It was enough to not be asked too much by the natives of the time, and allowed us the conditions we needed to blend in as a unit of reinforcements that was beached at the wrong location.

The situation may be different here, but I'd suggest we come up with different aliases from before, considering we'll be facing the Regency out in the open. Using your actual name isn't suggested- it could cause problems and endanger the rest of this cell if you do so. Try to pick something you'll remember easily enough.

Feel free to suggest names and ideas for yourselves, or help others. The BCE has a list of them you can pick from. The sooner we can compile a list, the easier it will make it for all of us to recall while in the middle of the mission.

[Boy, talking like this is a reminder of speaking with soldiers before battles. That was a long time ago, and he's getting back into the hang of it. Also, guess who's bad at suggesting names? THIS GUY. Thankfully, the BCE has a posh name generator that can be found here.]

Comments

[ryuji]

So is TL the first name and DR is your last name or what

[whitehair]

close
I'm thinking tldr mcangus or something fucked up
like they would know the difference

[ryuji]

TLDR McAnus

Got it

[whitehair]

lol I'm gonna kick your ass

straight into a spider

that'd be the most action you get I bet

[ryuji]

At least someones gonna finally eat my ass out

[lefthandfree]

Um.

[ryuji]

I used it the right way, right?

[lefthandfree]

That’s. Not that issue I’m having.

[ryuji]

What typa issues are we talkin about

[lefthandfree]

Uh. How about we start with yours? You sound like you have something you need to get off your chest there, pal.

[whitehair]

shit son

[ryuji]

Think about it

8 arms

8 hands

[whitehair]

I'm not thinking about it
You sick fuck

[ryuji]

Are you sure you're a dude

[whitehair]

nobody wants to fuck a spider

[crownless]

dude im not gonna shame you for your kinks but

this is public

also spider bitches are like, maneaters right? like black widows?
i think there might be literal ass eating going on

[he's a hypocrite]

[private]

[ryuji]

Dude I ain't gonna lose my v-card to a goddamn hairy legged spider queen who wants to suck the soul outta my dick

[private 5evr]

[crownless]

THEN DONT FUCK A SPIDER QUEEN

i understand the temptation but DONT FUCK A SPIDER QUEEN!!

[ryuji]

Nah, to be honest, spiders




Kinda scare me

[crownless]

Yeah they are pretty freaky.

[mental note delete the /d/ folder when you get home travis]

Idk man
losing your virginity's not really worth getting eviscerated

@AEGONNER

[northerndragon]

If you're lucky, they won't try to lay eggs in your chest. They'll know you're not one of them.

[Two very valuable silver coins, there.]

OH NO!!!

[crownless]

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wait so if they can tell i'm not a spider they wont kill me?
for real?

[northerndragon]

No, they'll still probably try to kill you. They just won't try to lay eggs in your chest first.

I don't know if they'll try to mate with you if there's no point in breeding with you. They might just eat you.

[ryuji]

Dude... I don't think they're gonna look at a blond asian guy and think "oh, yeah he looks mighty creepy crawly today, mandible swipe right" y'know?

I mean





I hope to god not

[northerndragon]

We have more trouble on our hands if they do, don't we?

Wait. Swipe right?