FROM: @WEHFRIED || TO: @ALL (backdated like hell, aka before spiderland)

[gerechtigkeit]

Before Gallipoli, it was discussed that we should come up with aliases to call each other, and have backstories to speak of while there was downtime in the war. At the time, we knew the Regency was there, but they wouldn't be so visible. It was enough to not be asked too much by the natives of the time, and allowed us the conditions we needed to blend in as a unit of reinforcements that was beached at the wrong location.

The situation may be different here, but I'd suggest we come up with different aliases from before, considering we'll be facing the Regency out in the open. Using your actual name isn't suggested- it could cause problems and endanger the rest of this cell if you do so. Try to pick something you'll remember easily enough.

Feel free to suggest names and ideas for yourselves, or help others. The BCE has a list of them you can pick from. The sooner we can compile a list, the easier it will make it for all of us to recall while in the middle of the mission.

[Boy, talking like this is a reminder of speaking with soldiers before battles. That was a long time ago, and he's getting back into the hang of it. Also, guess who's bad at suggesting names? THIS GUY. Thankfully, the BCE has a posh name generator that can be found here.]

Comments

[whitehair]

we're s-ed in the b basically

[jailbirds]

well at least if it's a guy that fucks up i can probably step on him
"oh i'm so sorry for my dumbass servant boy, i'll have him publicly executed when we get home"

[whitehair]

bet you'll love that

[jailbirds]

it can't be helped if i'm putting someone in their place! ☆




but seriously ughhhhhh this is gonna be EXHAUSTING

[whitehair]

welcome to hell

how do you get glitter out of your hair this is shit

[jailbirds]

uh you don't
ever
idk maybe they'll have fancy hair products and you can take 10 baths

[whitehair]

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[jailbirds]

rip dude
maybe it's stylish?

[whitehair]

I look like a hooker

[jailbirds]

lololololol think we can pimp you out?

someone should clean you with a lint roller
like a cat ㅇㅅㅇ

[whitehair]

don't think so unless you wanna pay premiums on them getting their faces ripped off

If it works I'll do it

[jailbirds]

damn that's brutal!
you sound pretty badass haha

now where the fuck would we find a lint roller

[whitehair]

nah not really

a droid?

[jailbirds]

i can't tell if that's modest or spineless

could work
want me to lint roll you? i promise not to pull all your hair out ☆

[whitehair]

whatever works for u I guess

lmao no thanks

[jailbirds]

lolol smart choice

so what's your fake name, sir hotdog

[whitehair]

haven't decided yet

there's too many choices to pick from yknow

[jailbirds]

oh of course
too hard to pick just one when they're all as good as

[ she pulls one out at random— ]

tarquin farbridge

[whitehair]

wtf that's hilarious

[jailbirds]

oh lord tarquin ponsonby farbridge, you simply MUST dance with me at the summer's eve ball tonight

[whitehair]

what kinda fuckass name is that holy shit

but careful with that move
lord tarquins a pretty shy guy he doesn't like pushy girls

[jailbirds]

LOL tarquin gets eaten by spiders for being a shrinking violet
game over, bad end
insert coin to continue

[whitehair]

rip tarquin we barely knew ye

OK what about
wentworth brackenbury

[jailbirds]

it sounds like he owns a vineyard and drinks all his own produce

[whitehair]

a right old classy motherfucker
probably has a weird collection of stuffed birds or some shit

fun fact he made them all himself