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[crownless]

we're supposed to be spies or something right? some kinda espionage deal?

ok heres what ive learned abt France

- no cake
- guillotines still cool tho
- people wont shut up
- clothes are itchy
- the french like to Break shit
- bathrooms are fucking gross i want to take a dump in a NORMAL TOILET

youre ALL WELCOme for the intel now when do we get to take down actual informatns??? damn

Comments

[northerndragon]

I've never seen such filth, but I've never spent time in a city like this before. It goes on and on.

A bar. An inn, or a tavern? Would you recommend it?

[Because he's beginning to think that he needs a drink in a more emphatic way than he can risk while on duty at the Tuileries.]

[crownless]

not all cities are like this in my time either. Where i'm from we keep our filth separate from, you know, the rest of the world?
(idk if you have a sewage system
god i hope everyone has a sewage system)

Its an inn. Best i can say about it is that theyre still managing to feed me
and the booze is cheap
but only cause it's not all that great

soooo late, sorry!

[northerndragon]

There are privies, where I'm from, but the cities are only big towns, and not very many of them. The real cities are hundreds of leagues away. Our country is wild. Filth doesn't much accumulate.

Have you been somewhere better? The wine I've tasted is more vinegar than wine and the ale has been swill, but I'm used to that. What are they feeding you?