>>@COWBOYBEEPBOOP | @ALL

[crownless]

we're supposed to be spies or something right? some kinda espionage deal?

ok heres what ive learned abt France

- no cake
- guillotines still cool tho
- people wont shut up
- clothes are itchy
- the french like to Break shit
- bathrooms are fucking gross i want to take a dump in a NORMAL TOILET

youre ALL WELCOme for the intel now when do we get to take down actual informatns??? damn

Comments

un: @ENTERTHEDRAGON

[ryuji]

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP Dude, I just want toilet paper to be invented

un: @MODERATUS

[bloodings]

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP dig a hole. are you a fool or just incompetent?

un: @BROKEBACKSTAB

[handsomefoil]

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP None of these things are untrue. Not much you can do about it though is there?

[northerndragon]

>>FROM: @AEGONNER

If we were supposed to be spies, it might be better not to talk about it.

Do people anywhere ever shut up? If they do, I'd like to know.

un: @DIEDHARD

[mylawn]

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP Yeah, and I want a real gun. Suck it up.

[excelsus]

>>FROM:@SUBUBI

Don't forget about the swill they serve in taverns. It's outrageous, like someone got a bargain on vats of vinegar.

from >> @pointandkick

[pointedlook]

You forgot the most important part— we have to fight for a cup of sludge they think is coffee. Inhumane if you ask me.

@BRUNNHILDE

[heilt]

I think there's more to what we're doing than espionage.