>>@COWBOYBEEPBOOP | @ALL

[crownless]

we're supposed to be spies or something right? some kinda espionage deal?

ok heres what ive learned abt France

- no cake
- guillotines still cool tho
- people wont shut up
- clothes are itchy
- the french like to Break shit
- bathrooms are fucking gross i want to take a dump in a NORMAL TOILET

youre ALL WELCOme for the intel now when do we get to take down actual informatns??? damn

Comments

un: @ENTERTHEDRAGON

[ryuji]

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP Dude, I just want toilet paper to be invented

[crownless]

@ENTERTHEDRAGON YOU GET ME!!!!! ;_;

can we put in requests? history bites i wanna go to the future

[ryuji]

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP I'm swear I'm gonna get caught stealing these fancy doilies at some point. I got some extra with me, might be convinced to part with one or two.

We just need to find a car that goes 88 mph.

un: @MODERATUS

[bloodings]

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP dig a hole. are you a fool or just incompetent?

[crownless]

@MODERATUS riddle me this bitch!!! arent there enough people in france that every hole that was gonna get dug has been dug already?!?!?

[bloodings]

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP then use the river. seriously this is what youre complaining about?

[ Says Miss "I'm boooooored entertain me" ]

un: @BROKEBACKSTAB

[handsomefoil]

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP None of these things are untrue. Not much you can do about it though is there?

[crownless]

@BROKEBACKSTAB i can COMPLAIN cause they SUCK

[well. evidently.]

[crownless]

[and actually hes gonna follow this up with a second stupid message--]

@BROKEBACKSTAB hang on a sec how come were both cowboys??? who the fuck picked these names

[handsomefoil]

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP Whatever gets you through the day

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP Whoever recruited us, maybe. I want to give them the benefit of the doubt but feels like more than a coincidence.
@COWBOYBEEPBOOP yours is better than mine, btw

[northerndragon]

>>FROM: @AEGONNER

If we were supposed to be spies, it might be better not to talk about it.

Do people anywhere ever shut up? If they do, I'd like to know.

[crownless]

@AEGONNER nobody's stoppin us from talkin about it amongst ourselves n by ourselves im talking the people definitely NOT straight outta a musical about sad people or whatever the hell it was

and I mean the headless guys are pretty quiet
but maybe that aint the peace and quiet you're after

[northerndragon]

It's better when the dead are quiet.

I don't understand what you mean about a musical about sad people — though some of these people do seem sad.

un: @DIEDHARD

[mylawn]

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP Yeah, and I want a real gun. Suck it up.

[crownless]

@DIEDHARD yeah well yknow WHAt mcclane you can SUCK MY DICK cause on top of it i cant use my katana rn either!!!!

[mylawn]

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP Keeping the timeline intact is what's important.

[excelsus]

>>FROM:@SUBUBI

Don't forget about the swill they serve in taverns. It's outrageous, like someone got a bargain on vats of vinegar.

[crownless]

@SUBUBI YIKES lol good thing i didnt try it

@SUBUBI isnt it all watered down in this time anyways???

[excelsus]

@COWBOYBEEBOOP It is dragon piss to be certain, but you can become intoxicated from it. Clearly.

@COWBOYBEEBOOP Apparently there was plenty of drinking and drunkenness on the eve of the Revolution.

@COWBOYBEEBOOP I imagine someone will find a way to use this to mitigate the actions of the common people as drunken debauchery.

from >> @pointandkick

[pointedlook]

You forgot the most important part— we have to fight for a cup of sludge they think is coffee. Inhumane if you ask me.

[crownless]

I cant even drink coffee on a NORMAL day

[Too bitter for his sweet tooth.]

wheres the hospitality? arent we here to save all time? Back to the future kinda shit?

[pointedlook]

In this case, that's a blessing. Fighting for a cup isn't the ideal way to spend a morning.

They're running a military organization here, there's never any hospitality in that. We're missing the delorean. Key aspect.

@BRUNNHILDE

[heilt]

I think there's more to what we're doing than espionage.

[crownless]

yeah yeah saving the timestream and junk
i mean HERE
in France

when does the "more" part kick in cause im rdy to move on

[heilt]

If we haven't moved on I assume there are more objectives to be completed. Perhaps the time isn't right for those missions.