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we're supposed to be spies or something right? some kinda espionage deal?
ok heres what ive learned abt France
- no cake
- guillotines still cool tho
- people wont shut up
- clothes are itchy
- the french like to Break shit
- bathrooms are fucking gross i want to take a dump in a NORMAL TOILET
youre ALL WELCOme for the intel now when do we get to take down actual informatns??? damn
ok heres what ive learned abt France
- no cake
- guillotines still cool tho
- people wont shut up
- clothes are itchy
- the french like to Break shit
- bathrooms are fucking gross i want to take a dump in a NORMAL TOILET
youre ALL WELCOme for the intel now when do we get to take down actual informatns??? damn
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[ It's a knee-jerk apology. One that is said simply because– Travis doesn't seem all that annoyed at any rate. ]
A little of everywhere, but originally California, coincidentally. [ So they have that in common at least. Arthur shakes his head at the food offering. He's had plenty for the day and Travis had seemed pretty desperate. ] Just outside of Los Angeles, closer to Pasadena and all the hills.
[ The ones that set themselves on fire seemingly every summer. ]
I wasn't expecting this at all; they tricked me into it. Said it was a job offer in my field and that they wanted to talk. One minute I was in a cafe and in the next... [ He trails off, gesturing vaguely to the layout of France before them. ]
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[There's no way in hell he's heard of Santa Destroy and Travis already knows it-- so he doesn't even try it.]
Tch. They seem shady. For me? My last contract had just run out. [so to speak; he'd gotten his revenge,
and his agent and the woman he'd been head over heels for had disappeared into the blue yonder, dumping him ass-first onto the pavement.] I got smashed, and an agent came up to me and gave me the offer of a lifetime. 'Least you got tricked: I was stupid enough to agree to it.
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[ Something like paradox. But here with COST, it's possible. ]
This will only be stupid if they end up being something they didn't advertise as. [ Which is what he's nervous about, on the whole. ] Though, how smashed were you?
[ Another subtle joke??? ]