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[crownless]

we're supposed to be spies or something right? some kinda espionage deal?

ok heres what ive learned abt France

- no cake
- guillotines still cool tho
- people wont shut up
- clothes are itchy
- the french like to Break shit
- bathrooms are fucking gross i want to take a dump in a NORMAL TOILET

youre ALL WELCOme for the intel now when do we get to take down actual informatns??? damn

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[crownless]

No way? Small world. Er, universe.

[There's no way in hell he's heard of Santa Destroy and Travis already knows it-- so he doesn't even try it.]

Tch. They seem shady. For me? My last contract had just run out. [so to speak; he'd gotten his revenge,
and his agent and the woman he'd been head over heels for had disappeared into the blue yonder, dumping him ass-first onto the pavement.] I got smashed, and an agent came up to me and gave me the offer of a lifetime. 'Least you got tricked: I was stupid enough to agree to it.

[pointedlook]

It seems to get smaller and bigger all at once.

[ Something like paradox. But here with COST, it's possible. ]

This will only be stupid if they end up being something they didn't advertise as. [ Which is what he's nervous about, on the whole. ] Though, how smashed were you?

[ Another subtle joke??? ]