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[crownless]

we're supposed to be spies or something right? some kinda espionage deal?

ok heres what ive learned abt France

- no cake
- guillotines still cool tho
- people wont shut up
- clothes are itchy
- the french like to Break shit
- bathrooms are fucking gross i want to take a dump in a NORMAL TOILET

youre ALL WELCOme for the intel now when do we get to take down actual informatns??? damn

Comments

[excelsus]

@COWBOYBEEBOOP Oh trust me I have plenty of things to worry about in my world
Magical corruption
A darkspawn with aspirations of godhood ripping a hole in the sky that shits out demons
Dragons rearing their scaley heads to potentially ruin my day
Power hungry mages ripping apart the fabric of time
Red Templars
Double dealing, elegant poison, canapes present at every soiree
The ghastly fashion sense in the South
Dog stink
Freezing your balls off cold

@COWBOYBEEBOOP Needless to say there is plenty to worry about

[crownless]

@SUBUBI i know you were trying to prove a point with that but

[travis please dont]

@SUBUBI the first half of that sounds fuckin sick

[excelsus]

@COYBOYBEEBOOP Well I suppose if you exposed yourself to darkspawn and Red Templars long enough it could make you ill?

[Oh Travis, he doesn't speak your lingo.]

[crownless]

[Oh, right. Ye Olde Diction™.]

@SUBUBI no like
"sick" as in cool
like awesome
?????

[excelsus]

@COWBOYBEEBOOP Awesome.

[He recognizes that word in conjunction with something being impressive at least.]

@COWBOYBEEBOOP I suppose it is quite incredible to witness at a distance, being involved is completely different, but alas I have a conscience. Who would have thought?

[crownless]

@SUBUBI hahaahahahah

@SUBUBI who'd have thought indeed
@SUBUBI kind of a mismatched attitude for a guy in the space-time army dont you think?

[excelsus]

@COWBOYBEEBOOP I'm surprisingly good at multitasking. Possessing a conscience and being in a space-time army? I can do it all.

[crownless]

@SUBUBI clever too, arent you a box full of talents
i better step my game up

@SUBUBI so what else you got up your sleeves
must have some other skills on you if youre from a place like that

[excelsus]

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP I don't know, your flattery is certainly worthy of top marks.

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP Ah, aside from being devastatingly handsome and well dressed? I am a mage of considerable magical ability.
@COWBOYBEEPBOOP I excel at other things as well; gambling, drinking, debauchery, and sarcasm.