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[crownless]

we're supposed to be spies or something right? some kinda espionage deal?

ok heres what ive learned abt France

- no cake
- guillotines still cool tho
- people wont shut up
- clothes are itchy
- the french like to Break shit
- bathrooms are fucking gross i want to take a dump in a NORMAL TOILET

youre ALL WELCOme for the intel now when do we get to take down actual informatns??? damn

Comments

[excelsus]

@COWBOYBEEBOOP I'm surprisingly good at multitasking. Possessing a conscience and being in a space-time army? I can do it all.

[crownless]

@SUBUBI clever too, arent you a box full of talents
i better step my game up

@SUBUBI so what else you got up your sleeves
must have some other skills on you if youre from a place like that

[excelsus]

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP I don't know, your flattery is certainly worthy of top marks.

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP Ah, aside from being devastatingly handsome and well dressed? I am a mage of considerable magical ability.
@COWBOYBEEPBOOP I excel at other things as well; gambling, drinking, debauchery, and sarcasm.