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we're supposed to be spies or something right? some kinda espionage deal?

ok heres what ive learned abt France

- no cake
- guillotines still cool tho
- people wont shut up
- clothes are itchy
- the french like to Break shit
- bathrooms are fucking gross i want to take a dump in a NORMAL TOILET

youre ALL WELCOme for the intel now when do we get to take down actual informatns??? damn

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>>FROM:@SUBUBI

Don't forget about the swill they serve in taverns. It's outrageous, like someone got a bargain on vats of vinegar.

[crownless]

@SUBUBI YIKES lol good thing i didnt try it

@SUBUBI isnt it all watered down in this time anyways???

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@COWBOYBEEBOOP It is dragon piss to be certain, but you can become intoxicated from it. Clearly.

@COWBOYBEEBOOP Apparently there was plenty of drinking and drunkenness on the eve of the Revolution.

@COWBOYBEEBOOP I imagine someone will find a way to use this to mitigate the actions of the common people as drunken debauchery.

[crownless]

@SUBUBI sometimes you just gotta get that buzz, I guess

[It's not as if he's got discerning tastes: if he's drinking, he's intending to get capital-d Drunk.]

@SUBUBI why does that not surprise me?
blame the poor so the rich get away scott free.

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@COWBOYBEEBOOP Well I suppose if you must, right before a revolutionary war is always a good time.

@COWBOYBEEBOOP It's all about changing the narrative
Where I come from Humans conveniently forgot how Elves helped Andraste, their human prophet, fight against the evil Imperium
It wasn't long before the religious humans marched on the elves, slaughtered them, and removed them from religious history for elven failure to convert to their religion
Same old story
Blah, blah, blah

[crownless]

@SUBUBI sounds like the story of my world
history's written by the victors n all that

[ Travis is a simple man who maybe just passed World History in high school by the skin of his teeth, but this, at least, he knows to be true. ]

@SUBUBI For some reason i thought you guys from sword and sorcery kinda worlds would have
idk
better stuff to worry about than worshipping the wrong gods ' 3 '

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@COWBOYBEEBOOP Oh trust me I have plenty of things to worry about in my world
Magical corruption
A darkspawn with aspirations of godhood ripping a hole in the sky that shits out demons
Dragons rearing their scaley heads to potentially ruin my day
Power hungry mages ripping apart the fabric of time
Red Templars
Double dealing, elegant poison, canapes present at every soiree
The ghastly fashion sense in the South
Dog stink
Freezing your balls off cold

@COWBOYBEEBOOP Needless to say there is plenty to worry about

[crownless]

@SUBUBI i know you were trying to prove a point with that but

[travis please dont]

@SUBUBI the first half of that sounds fuckin sick

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@COYBOYBEEBOOP Well I suppose if you exposed yourself to darkspawn and Red Templars long enough it could make you ill?

[Oh Travis, he doesn't speak your lingo.]

[crownless]

[Oh, right. Ye Olde Diction™.]

@SUBUBI no like
"sick" as in cool
like awesome
?????

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@COWBOYBEEBOOP Awesome.

[He recognizes that word in conjunction with something being impressive at least.]

@COWBOYBEEBOOP I suppose it is quite incredible to witness at a distance, being involved is completely different, but alas I have a conscience. Who would have thought?

[crownless]

@SUBUBI hahaahahahah

@SUBUBI who'd have thought indeed
@SUBUBI kind of a mismatched attitude for a guy in the space-time army dont you think?

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@COWBOYBEEBOOP I'm surprisingly good at multitasking. Possessing a conscience and being in a space-time army? I can do it all.

[crownless]

@SUBUBI clever too, arent you a box full of talents
i better step my game up

@SUBUBI so what else you got up your sleeves
must have some other skills on you if youre from a place like that

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@COWBOYBEEPBOOP I don't know, your flattery is certainly worthy of top marks.

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP Ah, aside from being devastatingly handsome and well dressed? I am a mage of considerable magical ability.
@COWBOYBEEPBOOP I excel at other things as well; gambling, drinking, debauchery, and sarcasm.