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[crownless]

we're supposed to be spies or something right? some kinda espionage deal?

ok heres what ive learned abt France

- no cake
- guillotines still cool tho
- people wont shut up
- clothes are itchy
- the french like to Break shit
- bathrooms are fucking gross i want to take a dump in a NORMAL TOILET

youre ALL WELCOme for the intel now when do we get to take down actual informatns??? damn

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[handsomefoil]

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP I can deal with that. Im just glad we've come to an agreement
@COWBOYBEEPBOOP Baby brother








@COWBOYBEEPBOOP :)

[crownless]

@BROKEBACKSTAB >:( fuck off

[prime witticisms from travis touchdown]

[handsomefoil]

[it's what makes travis his true baby bro]

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP you're taking this a lot better than I expected.

[crownless]

@BROKEBACKSTAB dont get used to it henry
its not like anything between us is different

[handsomefoil]

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP Oh not at all
@COWBOYBEEPBOOP Character development arcs take time, we both know this

[crownless]

@BROKEBACKSTAB glad we're on the same page.

remember whos got dibs on taking you out
before you go an try to get yourself killed on this mission

i cant help myself

[handsomefoil]

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP Could say the same for you
@COWBOYBEEPBOOP Don't get too possessive now
@COWBOYBEEPBOOP people will get the wrong idea

LAMDSKGLa

[crownless]

@BROKEBACKSTAB GET YOUR MIND STRAIGHT OUT OF THE YAOI FANFIC GUTTER

[handsomefoil]

[ he is chuckling for like a full minute before he replies to this ]

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP Who even says yaoi anymore?
@COWBOYBEEPBOOP Get with the times Travis

[crownless]

@BROKEBACKSTAB THATS WHAT IT IS

[is that more concerning than the fact that theyre twins. travis.]

@BROKEBACKSTAB btw the times r france in like 1500 it doesmt even matter

[handsomefoil]

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP Alright touche you got me there
@COWBOYBEEPBOOP But sure after this is all said and done, we can find a nice place with no distractions to beat the tar out of each other if you like :)

[crownless]

@BROKEBACKSTAB it's a promise
and i dont break my word for nothin bro

[how sentimental.]

@BROKEBACKSTAB btw what the hell are you doing for money
cause all my gigs SUCK

[handsomefoil]

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP How noble

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP All of our gigs are going to suck
@COWBOYBEEPBOOP But sometimes stealing stuff

[crownless]

[..................WHY DIDNT HE THINK OF THAT]

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP wtf
since WHEN
can we even do that here

[handsomefoil]

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP Nobody said we couldn't
@COWBOYBEEPBOOP I'm mostly stealing things they won't miss anyway
@COWBOYBEEPBOOP With the exception of the occasional booze

[crownless]

@BROKEBACKSTAB you can stomach that shit? it tastes like piss bro

[handsomefoil]

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP If you know what to look for
@COWBOYBEEPBOOP If you want watered down piss you look to an outhouse
@COWBOYBEEPBOOP Otherwise, you expand your search
@COWBOYBEEPBOOP Common sense, really