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[ryuji]

Anyone else getting a massive wave of culture shock? It's totally kicking my ass right now. I got a nice little gig set up here above a bar, but the catch is I gotta work. But yeah, people are coming and going like crazy around here. Weird outfits, weird hairstyles. Seeing everyone go crazy about freedom is pretty freakin' cool. Nobody needs some stuffy old dude sittin' in a golden high chair sucking his royal thumb and giving out orders all the time.

Not gonna lie, I've seen some pretty big palaces before, but I totally wanna raid the hell out of Versailles.

So anyway, is it like this all the time when you guys get a new mission? I've never been to Paris before, but I kinda know what it looks like from pictures back in my own time? Universe? Good luck getting your head around that shit, it's way too deep for me. I was all excited to see the Eiffel Tower, but apparently it's not gonna exist for like... a hundred years.

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[ryuji]

[He just... looks at his phone for a few moments.]

@WEHFRIED Your name is Saber too?

[gerechtigkeit]

[HOLLOW LAUGHTER INTO THE SUNSET Siegfried doesn't know what to do with this other than to answer him.]

@ENTERTHEDRAGON Yes. There's another Saber?

[KILL BILL SIRENS PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE]

[ryuji]

[Bang bang, he shot me down. Bang bang, I hit the ground~]

@WEHFRIED Yeah. She busted through the wall of the place I was stayin' at the other day like the kool aid man

[CONVENIENTLY LEAVING OUT OTHER...VITAL [redacted] FACTS

But okay, this is weird.

Like. Really weird.

The tone of that text makes him think that there's significance behind two people being named the same thing around here.]

You okay, man?

[gerechtigkeit]

[Ah. She. That's convenient. He'd ask more, but he doesn't want to pester Ryuji and make it look as if it's a bad situation.]

@ENTERTHEDRAGON The kool aid man?

@ENTERTHEDRAGON I'm fine. I just wasn't expecting someone else to have that name.

[whythefuckyoulyin.jpg]

[ryuji]

[Ryuji just gives information away for free.

Hey Siegfried, did you know that he's a



PHANTOM THIEF? yet?

Don't worry. It'll come up.]

@WEHFRIED Yeah, it's a giant vessel of red, fruit flavored water that has this asshole tendency of crashing through stuff. Uh.

It's not real, it's animated.

Which is the act of drawing and bringing something to life.

Not like, with magic. Just images that you move really quickly, like a flip book.

Am I makin' sense here?

[This kid...]

@WEHFRIED Well I guess I need to figure out a way to refer to you guys separately, then.

[gerechtigkeit]

[RYUJI NO.]

@ENTERTHEDRAGON It's similar to a moving painting, then.

[He appreciates it, honestly. As much as he's given information when he's summoned, filling in the holes can get pretty rough.]

@ENTERTHEDRAGON Sorry for making this difficult.

[SUMANAI STRIKES AGAIN]

[ryuji]

[SUMAN-OOOOO]

@WEHFRIED Yeah! A moving painting. That's a good word to describe anime in general.

[He just stares at his phone for a few seconds.]

@WEHFRIED Why are you apologizin' to me? It ain't your fault that someone else has the same name as you.

[gerechtigkeit]

[SUMAYESSSSSSS]

@ENTERTHEDRAGON I've never heard of anime before.

@ENTERTHEDRAGON I've still caused some difficulty for you. That's why.

[Someone smack him, please.]

[ryuji]

@WEHFRIED Dude, the difficulty you're causing me is like... gettin' too much green onions in a good bowl of ramen. Worst comes to worst, you can always pick it out.

Are you the type that's gotta apologize a lot? Because I ain't and I'm sure as hell not expectin' it from you.

Also, side note.

Green onions grow by photosynthesis.

Heh.

[gerechtigkeit]

@ENTERTHEDRAGON That's food, isn't it? Ramen?

It's a habit of mine, so yes. Sorry.

...so it's for plants?

[1/2]

[ryuji]

[ .... ]

[2/2]

[ryuji]

You haven't had ramen.

You... haven't had ramen.

Holy shit, man you are missing out.

The hot broth slidin' down your throat. The noodles that are pipin' fresh.

DUDE.







My new life goal is to share this experience with you. REVOLUTIONS AIN'T GOT SHIT ON THIS.

[gerechtigkeit]

@ENTERTHEDRAGON I'm a knight- it's not something we have back home. So no, I haven't.

Why is it so important?

[ryuji]

@WEHFRIED Y'know that feeling when you have like... 5 bucks left to your name and you got that real deep hunger? Like. Reaaaaaally deep hunger.

That's what ramen's for.

[gerechtigkeit]

@ENTERTHEDRAGON I understand... I think.

[He's essentially equating it to a comfort food of sorts, so... he's not that far off.]

[ryuji]

@WEHFRIED Did you have anything like that back where you're from?

[gerechtigkeit]

@ENTERTHEDRAGON Somewhat. I don't think it's anything like ramen, but spanferkel is meant to be shared between people.

[ryuji]

[That looks like a keyboard smash.]

@WEHFRIED What's in it? Sounds kinda fancy.

[gerechtigkeit]

[To be fair, German usually is angry keyboard smashing.]

@ENTERTHEDRAGON It's nothing special- just a young roasted pig.

[Though it was only made for gatherings or special holidays. Stealing pigs that young was a crime back then.]

[ryuji]

[Oh man, let's not even get into the fine culinary debate of rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz.]

@WEHFRIED That sounds freaking delicious.

I wonder if we could mix the two. Pork tastes great in ramen.

Well, maybe later, I guess. It's kinda impossible to get anything out in the sticks here in podunk Paris.

[gerechtigkeit]

[We'd be here for hours, honestly. It's better to just quietly shove that to the side.]

@ENTERTHEDRAGON I'd imagine it might be possible.

Let's hope we'll be called to do more by COST soon, besides simply waiting.

[ryuji]

@WEHFRIED Yeah... this effin' blows.

It's really hard for me to sit still and do nothing. I have all this energy and it's goin' to waste, so it just makes me feel hella antsy. I ain't that good at concentrating on stuff to begin with.

[gerechtigkeit]

@ENTERTHEDRAGON I know others feel the same.

[He does, but he's also more patient with things like this.]

Whatever we need to do, let's hope it benefits everyone here.