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SGT. CHIRON ([personal profile] byhand) wrote in [community profile] agoge2017-11-12 04:45 pm

>>@SGT | TO: @ALL.

I usually reserve these communications for private networks, but it seems necessity has hastened our meeting. For the safety of myself and my family, I would be of no uncertain gratefulness if you would refer to me as Sargent, and little else. Though I am sure, with time, some of you will come up with more colorful nicknames.

Pleasantries aside; welcome, new faces and old, and I must ask this with all seriousness and kindness: What have you done?

Things are moving at the wrong speed. The prognosticators were not expecting to compensate for such a load. Several droids have begun misfiring, our protochron readouts are gaining sentience, a prophet is missing, and the birds are growing increasingly agitated. This is not the series of events your ancestors knew, much less my progeny.

To put it simply: things are not moving apace. I cannot say for sure if this is your influence, or the influence of an outside power, or perhaps both. And yet:

Mary Wollstonecraft, who was not supposed to enter Paris until next month, is already here.

The King's Trial has not even been proposed by the revolutionary government.

Mirabeau sleeps still in a place of honor.

I will put more work into discovering the source of this snarl in history. But you must be warned: every action you have here changes the lives of untold million not yet born. Tread carefully, for as the poets say: you walk upon dreams.
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[personal profile] mylawn 2017-11-13 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Sure thing, boss. Anything I should expect?
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[personal profile] mylawn 2017-11-13 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
I can rescind that if you're not the boss.

[You sound like the boss, though, and this definitely has him wondering what his own dossier looks like. It's a sort of uncomfortable feeling, but he figures it's best to do what he's told and keep acting like all of this is okay.]

What should I do with the notes if I find them?
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[personal profile] mylawn 2017-11-14 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
It was a joke, sir.

[Unless he is also joking? Oh, man, this deadpan is way too deep.]

I think i can manage that. They've invented the printing press by now, right?
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[personal profile] mylawn 2017-11-14 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Hard to parse, sometimes.

No, I don't think I'll enjoy a printing press. Scriveners, noted.
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[personal profile] mylawn 2017-11-16 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, he gets it now. This guy is funny.]

I’m make it work somehow.
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[personal profile] mylawn 2017-11-17 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
I'll report back after I search the house.