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Prelati ([personal profile] frogfractions) wrote in [community profile] agoge2018-01-06 10:42 am

>>@ALKOHEIST | @ALL

Does anyone have need of lipstick? I've been able to create a few tubes' worth, but I don't use much makeup myself. The benefits of eternal youth, basically. I should be able to manufacture nail polish as well, and perhaps a few other things. We can discuss based on your needs.

In news that I promise is highly, and in fact, completely unrelated, I've finished my research on the Shaper specimen. As I'm sure most of you are aware - unless we've picked up some new recruits in the past week - we had a pest problem. Basically, I dissected one.


[What follows is just straight-up a picture of a shaper's brain. There's a vial of blue blood to the left, and a plastic container full of small bones to the right of it. Off-camera, there's a few other internal organs she's separated and tucked away, but mercifully she hasn't decided to show everything to the camera.]

Would anyone like to enjoy foreign cuisine with me? The brain is supposed to be a delicacy, so we might as well give it a try. It's unlikely I'll be able to get a hold of another specimen, so it's a once-in-a-lifetime chance, in a way.

And if you'd like access to my research notes, I can text them over to you. Knowledge is meant to be shared, after all. They mostly concern the creature's biology, since understandably I did not want an annoyed psychic creature bouncing around my room, and thus could not leave it alive to study its behavior. In layman's terms, I like being conscious.

Incidentally, any and all moral or ecological complaints can be forwarded to my secretary, @MODERATUS. Thank you for your time.
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[personal profile] excelsus 2018-01-09 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
You've my apologies if that's how it came across, but it's not the case.
thingpuncher: face. (beatific.)

[personal profile] thingpuncher 2018-01-09 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
what were u ACTUALLY implying
u wilting fucking flower
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[personal profile] excelsus 2018-01-09 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Would it matter if I was implying anything at all?

I know how he gets his mana and as a mage I manufacture my own and offered him an alternative. I can use death to stockpile mana and give him the excess if he's keen on bringing me dead things.
thingpuncher: face. (ehehehehehehe.)

[personal profile] thingpuncher 2018-01-09 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
not judging here
just curious
especially since u lost it

the whole "not fit for polite company" was implying something u gotta admit
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[personal profile] excelsus 2018-01-09 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Judged?
No, I don't feel judged.

I suppose, I've not been proper my entire life it's true, but having been dragged by my earlobe from enough parties I've come to understand there are things I can't say as freely.


thingpuncher: (face) (adult human with opinions.)

[personal profile] thingpuncher 2018-01-09 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
maybe u were just going 2 shitty parties
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[personal profile] excelsus 2018-01-09 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
yes, the only five year old in a room filled with adults. behaving like one of them was an imperative.

all of the parties were shitty.
thingpuncher: (mask) (follow for more soft warren ellis.)

[personal profile] thingpuncher 2018-01-09 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
and i guess they didnt talk about blowing people for magic powers or whatever youre doing
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[personal profile] excelsus 2018-01-09 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
politics and gossip, mostly. at that age the only thing I was interested in is what I could set on fire.

do I still come off as doing someone's dirty work?