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[frogfractions]

Does anyone have need of lipstick? I've been able to create a few tubes' worth, but I don't use much makeup myself. The benefits of eternal youth, basically. I should be able to manufacture nail polish as well, and perhaps a few other things. We can discuss based on your needs.

In news that I promise is highly, and in fact, completely unrelated, I've finished my research on the Shaper specimen. As I'm sure most of you are aware - unless we've picked up some new recruits in the past week - we had a pest problem. Basically, I dissected one.

[What follows is just straight-up a picture of a shaper's brain. There's a vial of blue blood to the left, and a plastic container full of small bones to the right of it. Off-camera, there's a few other internal organs she's separated and tucked away, but mercifully she hasn't decided to show everything to the camera.]

Would anyone like to enjoy foreign cuisine with me? The brain is supposed to be a delicacy, so we might as well give it a try. It's unlikely I'll be able to get a hold of another specimen, so it's a once-in-a-lifetime chance, in a way.

And if you'd like access to my research notes, I can text them over to you. Knowledge is meant to be shared, after all. They mostly concern the creature's biology, since understandably I did not want an annoyed psychic creature bouncing around my room, and thus could not leave it alive to study its behavior. In layman's terms, I like being conscious.

Incidentally, any and all moral or ecological complaints can be forwarded to my secretary, @MODERATUS. Thank you for your time.

Comments

@MODERATUS

[bloodings]

DONT DRAG ME INTO YOUR WEIRD CRAP

@TRENTCOAT.

[thingpuncher]

u know if theres a way to eat them without tripping balls
asking 4 a friend

@BURGERKING

[dipolar]

It looks dubious, but I'm well aware of the consequences. Are you in need of a cook?

I would read the research notes, as well. I can add them to my list of study materials.

@Ponytailed also POOR MORDRED...

[horsepowered]

Did anything you came across suggest ways of preventing another infestation.

@COWBOYBEEPBOOP

[crownless]

one: can you make hair gel?
two: wtf does that thing taste like it looks gross

un: @BROKEBACKSTAB

[handsomefoil]

[ did someone say 'once in a lifetime chance'? ]

If the option to try the shaper's brain is still available, I would like to nominate myself as a taste-tester.

[ it sounds gross and he may possibly hate it, but he's tried a non-brain part of the creature before. wasn't too bad. definitely fish-like in taste, so he can only imagine how weird the brain will be........ ]

@DRUIDBRO

[fernbeleafer]

i'll pass on the munching but i could swap some notes with you

@ENTERTHEDRAGON

[ryuji]

Saber's your secretary? NICE