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[dipolar]

I understand some of you are reluctant to change your names or use a different moniker when we make the drop in 1916's Gallipoli. If you're not from a standardized Earth, I suggest you reconsider. If you need assistance, I'll assign you one myself. You don't have to consider them names but codenames to be discarded after we return to BASE.

An example of this: Rider is now Kale. I told him I would notify you all of this alteration.

Think wisely about the impact small things could have on a timeline. They add up and any amount of skepticism brought about by our foolishness is too much. Thanks.

Comments

[thingpuncher]

i am being perfectly fucking civil

also reminding people of shit you already said is like your number one hobby after killing sea creatures dont give me this shit

yeah they were a pretty shitty band

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[fessus]

You know what you did. Also apparently those eels were synthetic, Chiron told me, so idk if they really count as sea creatures. Did I tell you?

I don't like slow boring music anyway. If you read the briefing why'd you think there were nazis and what are those?

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[fessus]

*what are those, Bruno? lol

[thingpuncher]

i have no clue what ur talking about
again

i also dont know shit about synthetic or organic sea creatures ill leave that up to THE EXPERT

nazis are the worst kind of people from earth
they were in one of the world wars
not the one were going to apparently
kinda disappointed i dont get to shiv any

shut up dave

[fessus]

Must be Thursday.

Is the expert me? I'm not an expert on synth stuff (unless it's Prompto's music ig). Now I wanna fish..... Call me Dave all you want btw doesn't even bother me.

Oh okay, that makes more sense. How many world wars are there?

[thingpuncher]

good bc bruno doesnt bother me
i think hei gave me the name as a weird compliment
idk if he meant it that way but thats how im taking it

only 2 so far
the 2ed one was really fucking bad
not that the 1st was a party
but were lucky we got the original and not the sequel

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[fessus]

yk he's probably reading this but that's good. Maybe I should've let him pick mine so we could figure out if they were really compliments.

Why'd they get called world wars if the whole world wasn't fighting? Hei told me there are 200+ countries.

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[fessus]

I mean Shou

[thingpuncher]

nice save

anyway hes definitely reading this
HI SHOU
i think he puts way more thought into the names then hes letting on
wdyt

there are a bunch of countries but most of them are tiny ones nobody gives a shit about like modora
and they were probably involved too but in small ways
the big ones are the ones he listed and u read in the brief
and u know that saying
history is written by the biggest bastard

[fessus]

Probably? I figure he's taking notes and picking one personality trait and then giving people a name based off of it. Like Rider = green = kale or w/e. Instead of just picking random ones.

Oh we say history is written by the winners, weird. Unless you're fucking with me, stop fucking with me. But if that's how it works then Eos has been in world wars for a long time.

[thingpuncher]

some of them are obvious like that yeah
but i bet the chinese ones and the people he doesnt hate have more meaning
like how mines a joke

im always fucking with you
it builds character stop bitching
then you probably have a good idea of what were going into
u read the shit on trench warfare and nml right

[fessus]

Seriously? Damn... you think he'd give me a middle name? That blows. I don't wanna give up Dave but getting a secretly important name sounds cool too.

It does not build character, you're just saying that bc you wanna keep doing it. But I read most of it, I was gonna look it over again soon. I've never been in a trench like that before, I fought in the open.

[thingpuncher]

HEY SHOU GIVE THE KID A MIDDLE NAME

saying things builds character builds my character
yeah u were recon
lmk if you have questions a lot of that tactical shit is important

[fessus]

I wasn't just recon you decided that all on your own somehow.

But yeah I will, idk if I have any yet but I figure it'll change quick. Wish we didn't have to do it at all though.

[thingpuncher]

if its not recon what the fuck was it

its what we signed up for
apparently
its gonna suck but its an opportunity to help people when they really need it
thats how im looking at it anyway

[fessus]

Whatever it needed to be. Sometimes recon, most times fighting. Out in the open. That's not recon that's just killing things.

"Apparently."

But yeah. I'll think about it like that too. It helps.

[thingpuncher]

but it was behind enemy lines right
that counts for something

yeah im guessing u dont remember either
probably weirder for you than me

make sure dave keeps up that positive attitude

[fessus]

Kind of. My country but they invaded it, I've got enemies everywhere.

My last memory before waking up in Paris was loading up a ship to go meet up with another astral and Luna. So no I don't.

Dave Sky's a tough guy, dw.

[thingpuncher]

thats not easy shit
whatever u say

bruno shaws got his back

[dipolar]

Read all of it. Now, Noctis.

[fessus]

I am, I wanted the info to stay fresh, it's a lot. And it's Dave.

[dipolar]

Then read it all, read it again, and read it once more before the Gallipoli drop.

Don't correct me on something I've suggested to all of you. I know what I need to call people and I know what needs to be done.

[fessus]

I said I'm doing it, okay? You don't have to get on me about it, I've got it.

We should just be doing it now to get used to it but w/e, you said you know.

[dipolar]

You're doing it. You're busy making jokes. I have to get on you. No one else is because they're too busy making light of one of the worst wars in Earth's history. If we continue to fuck up our missions, everything will be affected. Your world won't be spared from that.

[fessus]

I'm not gonna fuck anything up for anybody, why do you think I was getting on Achilles too? Yeah maybe I made a joke or two but I've been trying to learn about the war too so don't take this out on me, I don't need this either. I'm taking it seriously.