FROM: @WEHFRIED || TO: @ALL (backdated like hell, aka before spiderland)

[gerechtigkeit]

Before Gallipoli, it was discussed that we should come up with aliases to call each other, and have backstories to speak of while there was downtime in the war. At the time, we knew the Regency was there, but they wouldn't be so visible. It was enough to not be asked too much by the natives of the time, and allowed us the conditions we needed to blend in as a unit of reinforcements that was beached at the wrong location.

The situation may be different here, but I'd suggest we come up with different aliases from before, considering we'll be facing the Regency out in the open. Using your actual name isn't suggested- it could cause problems and endanger the rest of this cell if you do so. Try to pick something you'll remember easily enough.

Feel free to suggest names and ideas for yourselves, or help others. The BCE has a list of them you can pick from. The sooner we can compile a list, the easier it will make it for all of us to recall while in the middle of the mission.

[Boy, talking like this is a reminder of speaking with soldiers before battles. That was a long time ago, and he's getting back into the hang of it. Also, guess who's bad at suggesting names? THIS GUY. Thankfully, the BCE has a posh name generator that can be found here.]

Comments

[whitehair]

pop some champagne bottles and see if they bark for you

[jailbirds]

who would waste champagne on a dog??

[whitehair]

real rich bitch like hanamira kougousabi apparently

[jailbirds]

oh?? only if they're well behaved
she'll let hem have the highest quality sake and fatty tuna
but if not then they can eat the scraps off the floor at her feet ♡

[whitehair]

damn
you look like you're having way too much fun with this

[jailbirds]

i guess so
it's more like that's the best way to pull off a lie like that

but it is pretty fucking funny anyway

[whitehair]

go hard or go home
or get gutted from ass to mouth by the spiders I guess

[jailbirds]

right? i don't have a death wish
if putting in a little effort means i won't be getting served up as dinner by these fuckers then it's fine
just complain afterwards

[whitehair]

why do we gotta do this anyway
honestly I don't see myself as a shining fucking beacon of example here for diplomacy

[jailbirds]

seriously it's stupid
shouldn't they just send the people who can actually pull this off convincingly??
what kinda dumbass group sends a diplomatic attache of everyone they could scrape together
even if they're just gonna get themselves killed

[whitehair]

we're s-ed in the b basically

[jailbirds]

well at least if it's a guy that fucks up i can probably step on him
"oh i'm so sorry for my dumbass servant boy, i'll have him publicly executed when we get home"

[whitehair]

bet you'll love that

[jailbirds]

it can't be helped if i'm putting someone in their place! ☆




but seriously ughhhhhh this is gonna be EXHAUSTING

[whitehair]

welcome to hell

how do you get glitter out of your hair this is shit

[jailbirds]

uh you don't
ever
idk maybe they'll have fancy hair products and you can take 10 baths

[whitehair]

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[jailbirds]

rip dude
maybe it's stylish?

[whitehair]

I look like a hooker

[jailbirds]

lololololol think we can pimp you out?

someone should clean you with a lint roller
like a cat ㅇㅅㅇ

[whitehair]

don't think so unless you wanna pay premiums on them getting their faces ripped off

If it works I'll do it

[jailbirds]

damn that's brutal!
you sound pretty badass haha

now where the fuck would we find a lint roller

[whitehair]

nah not really

a droid?

[jailbirds]

i can't tell if that's modest or spineless

could work
want me to lint roll you? i promise not to pull all your hair out ☆

[whitehair]

whatever works for u I guess

lmao no thanks