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[dipolar]

I understand some of you are reluctant to change your names or use a different moniker when we make the drop in 1916's Gallipoli. If you're not from a standardized Earth, I suggest you reconsider. If you need assistance, I'll assign you one myself. You don't have to consider them names but codenames to be discarded after we return to BASE.

An example of this: Rider is now Kale. I told him I would notify you all of this alteration.

Think wisely about the impact small things could have on a timeline. They add up and any amount of skepticism brought about by our foolishness is too much. Thanks.

Comments

[thingpuncher]

next youll blow him

[NEVER LETTING THIS GO]

[excelsus]

I'm going to toss that up to jealousy

[because that makes this much better]

[thingpuncher]

more like morbid curiosity

seriously how can u bitch about not getting fucking flogged
but be scandalized by sucking cock
mystery of the fucking century

[excelsus]

you can be honest with me, my lingual skills are impressive it's true

[it's time for Dorian's double entendre corner]

i never said i wanted to be flogged i'm not a pain fanatic as you well know
it's not the act that's shocking it's the who
or that you think i would with him, such turns your mind takes

[thingpuncher]

u really like to imply shit dont u
but you dont like being called on it
thats what im getting here

[excelsus]

fine, you've rooted me out
now there will be no living with you

[thingpuncher]

are you divorcing me before our first date

[excelsus]

you mean to say that impromptu thing wasn't our first date?

[thingpuncher]

not if ur referring to it as "an impromptu thing"

[excelsus]

not a terrible point
then to answer your original question, how do you divorce someone before you've carried them over the threshold
needless to say i still have my heart set on it, what comes after is whatever you want

[thingpuncher]

flogging apparently

[dipolar]

Uninterested.

[thingpuncher]

its an inside joke dont worry
ur dick is safe

[dipolar]

Dick is no longer the topic of conversation.

Have you made up a story for yourself yet?

[thingpuncher]

good thing thats not my codename

do i really need a complex one
signed up to kill some nazis
bang done

[dipolar]

Nazis are from the second world war, fool.

[thingpuncher]

who the fuck are we fighting then

[dipolar]

I am not answering that question for you, go do your homework. I knew some people would slack, but I never thought you would too.

[thingpuncher]

wow that glimmer of faith in me was really sweet shou

and i read the report dumbass
i just figured they were too polite to call a nazi a nazi

[dipolar]

Too polite? What is this daycare? This is war, this is real, treat it seriously.

1/2

[fessus]

Hold on I already asked him this and he answered me when I did (I think he's in a bad mood about everybody being dumbasses, it's not you. I'll c+p one sec)

2/2

[fessus]

"It's a World War, multiple countries are involved. One side was America, France (where we just were), Russia, Italy. The other side was Germany, what was called the Ottoman Empire which is Turkey in my time, Bulgaria, and both Austria and Hungary.

An archduke was assassinated. Franz Fernidad. Everything snowballed and war broke out. Years 1914 to 1918."

1/2.

[thingpuncher]

hes always in a shit mood its one of his best features
or at least most consistent

and i read the briefing
i have a fucking computer memory
remember?

or is reminding you stereotypical

[thingpuncher]

also its weird franz fernidad is almost the name of a band where im from

[fessus]

Oh great I was hoping you'd be a dick too, wish granted. Also I've seen him in okay moods, maybe you're just not being nice enough.

I'm just answering the question YOU asked, too.

That's the worst band name ever, Dave is a better band name.