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[dipolar]

I understand some of you are reluctant to change your names or use a different moniker when we make the drop in 1916's Gallipoli. If you're not from a standardized Earth, I suggest you reconsider. If you need assistance, I'll assign you one myself. You don't have to consider them names but codenames to be discarded after we return to BASE.

An example of this: Rider is now Kale. I told him I would notify you all of this alteration.

Think wisely about the impact small things could have on a timeline. They add up and any amount of skepticism brought about by our foolishness is too much. Thanks.

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[dipolar]

Uninterested.

[thingpuncher]

its an inside joke dont worry
ur dick is safe

[dipolar]

Dick is no longer the topic of conversation.

Have you made up a story for yourself yet?

[thingpuncher]

good thing thats not my codename

do i really need a complex one
signed up to kill some nazis
bang done

[dipolar]

Nazis are from the second world war, fool.

[thingpuncher]

who the fuck are we fighting then

[dipolar]

I am not answering that question for you, go do your homework. I knew some people would slack, but I never thought you would too.

[thingpuncher]

wow that glimmer of faith in me was really sweet shou

and i read the report dumbass
i just figured they were too polite to call a nazi a nazi

[dipolar]

Too polite? What is this daycare? This is war, this is real, treat it seriously.

[thingpuncher]

im not going to argue about nazis with u
my body metabolizes food at an advanced rate to preclude the need for consistent sleep or nutrients
and i still just dont have the energy

[dipolar]

I'm not arguing about nazis I'm saying you're all being needlessly flippant. Is this a coping mechanism? To make light of a situation like this? Because it's going to be life-altering for everyone in this thread.

[thingpuncher]

yeah sort of like some people prefer to be mopey and fatalistic

[dipolar]

I don't want that. Forget it.

You have your name, now make up a backstory. Get back to me when you've finished.

[thingpuncher]

i signed up to punch people who looked and acted a lot like nazis but werent

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[fessus]

Hold on I already asked him this and he answered me when I did (I think he's in a bad mood about everybody being dumbasses, it's not you. I'll c+p one sec)

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[fessus]

"It's a World War, multiple countries are involved. One side was America, France (where we just were), Russia, Italy. The other side was Germany, what was called the Ottoman Empire which is Turkey in my time, Bulgaria, and both Austria and Hungary.

An archduke was assassinated. Franz Fernidad. Everything snowballed and war broke out. Years 1914 to 1918."

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[thingpuncher]

hes always in a shit mood its one of his best features
or at least most consistent

and i read the briefing
i have a fucking computer memory
remember?

or is reminding you stereotypical

[thingpuncher]

also its weird franz fernidad is almost the name of a band where im from

[fessus]

Oh great I was hoping you'd be a dick too, wish granted. Also I've seen him in okay moods, maybe you're just not being nice enough.

I'm just answering the question YOU asked, too.

That's the worst band name ever, Dave is a better band name.

[thingpuncher]

i am being perfectly fucking civil

also reminding people of shit you already said is like your number one hobby after killing sea creatures dont give me this shit

yeah they were a pretty shitty band

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[fessus]

You know what you did. Also apparently those eels were synthetic, Chiron told me, so idk if they really count as sea creatures. Did I tell you?

I don't like slow boring music anyway. If you read the briefing why'd you think there were nazis and what are those?

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[fessus]

*what are those, Bruno? lol

[thingpuncher]

i have no clue what ur talking about
again

i also dont know shit about synthetic or organic sea creatures ill leave that up to THE EXPERT

nazis are the worst kind of people from earth
they were in one of the world wars
not the one were going to apparently
kinda disappointed i dont get to shiv any

shut up dave

[fessus]

Must be Thursday.

Is the expert me? I'm not an expert on synth stuff (unless it's Prompto's music ig). Now I wanna fish..... Call me Dave all you want btw doesn't even bother me.

Oh okay, that makes more sense. How many world wars are there?

[thingpuncher]

good bc bruno doesnt bother me
i think hei gave me the name as a weird compliment
idk if he meant it that way but thats how im taking it

only 2 so far
the 2ed one was really fucking bad
not that the 1st was a party
but were lucky we got the original and not the sequel